best SNL skits

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  1. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    here an excerpt from my favorite:

    Andy Gray: Alright, let's get to our next topic, because I'm so bevy I'm gonna honk! And I'm gonna paint this room like an esophageal Jackson Pollock canvas! Which brings us to our next topic: Odd Items That I Found In My Vomit After Soccer Riots.

    [ graphic ]

    Andy Gray: Quiz me!

    Ian Daglers: Right! Scotland vs. Spain, 1995!

    Andy Gray: Ah, that's easy! Buttons! I found buttons! [ reaches below desk, and drops a packet of buttons onto the counter ]

    Ian Daglers: [ surprised ] Hey?

    Andy Gray: Aye! A combination of sunstroke and a magnum of Bailey's Irish Cream had caused me to go on a machete-wielding rampage through the local marts and Spencer's.. where, according to a police report, I had eaten a plush toy!

    Ian Daglers: Was it, a.. Paddington Bear toy, then?

    Andy Gray: Aye, it was, actually.

    Ian Daglers: How'd it taste?

    Andy Gray: Ah, better than you'd think.
     
  2. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    i love the boston teen sketches
    and the debbie downer episode with jimmy fallon and lynsey lohan

    oh, and the continental with christopher walken, classic that is

    anything with jimmy fallon and horatio is just piss in your pants funny
     
  3. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    For me its either the Chippendale's dance off between Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze

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    the Schmidts Gay beer commercial


    or


    the Colon Blow commercial
     
  4. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    matt foley, i love those sketches.
     
  5. luminous_times

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    Has anyone seen the SNL commercial where they are advertising a car that has a hole on the outside you can fuck? And when the camera would zoom in on the hole, it was all blurred out and mosaic-like. I have a feeling that because it was sooo graphic, it was probably only shown once, ever. They were saying something like if you are driving down the road and you just get that urge, you can pull over and discreetly get it on with your car. It was extremely out there, sick, and twisted, but it was soooo funny. It was probably on like 7-10 years ago, I think. Either that, or I was dreaming. :rolleyes:
     
  6. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    mom jeans i was laughing so hard i cried
     
  7. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    the one where will ferrel took yoga class so he could become flexible enough to suck his own cock

    haha, he had his head in his pants for nearly the whole thing
     
  8. Spaceduck

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    Will Ferrel/Christopher Walken skit of Blue Oyster Cult recording "Don't Fear the Reaper" - I couldn't breathe for 6 minutes.
    "I got a fever... and the only prescription... is more cowbell!"
     
  9. Small_Brown

    Small_Brown Senior Member

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    Cowbell...COW-FUCKIN-BELL!! Oh man that stuff is SO funny.

    Robert Gouleeeeeeeeeet! Coconut Bangers Ball: It's a Rap!

    I also like the guy who wants to sell his soul to the devil for a hit song.

    The "Night At the Roxbury" skit, with Chris Kattan and Jim Carrey.

    I hate Jimmy Fallon, he couldn't keep a straight face to save his life.
     
  10. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    what about "ride the snake" with jim carrey?
     
  11. Small_Brown

    Small_Brown Senior Member

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    Can't say I've ever seen that one.
     
  12. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

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    Classic!

    Here's one from way back:

    Eddie Murphy dresses up as a white guy.

    "Ha ha ha. Silly little negro."
     
  13. Shockw4ve

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    More MOTHERFUCKING Cowbell. At least someone else is smart. :)
     
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