Elvis is in Joan Rivers but he's trying to get out, man! He's trying to get out! Listen up Joanie Baby!
Yeah, man you see guys walking down the street pushing shopping carts and you think they're talking to allah, they're talking to themself. Man, no they're talking to ELVIS!
Yeah man, you know people from outer space, people from outer space they come up to me. They don't look like like Doctor Spock. They don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis. ELVIS! Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis. Cause Elvis is a perfect being. We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness
That's right ladies and gentlemen, The time has come! Time has come to talk To that little bit of Elvis inside of you. Talk to it! Call it up! Say "Elvis, heal me!" "Save me, Elvis!" "Make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light"
