Nipples

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Taz, May 5, 2005.

  1. Taz

    Taz Member

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    Just wondered...
    Why do boys have nipples?
    What do they do? :eek:
     
  2. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    Think you'll find all mammels have nipples, the basic body structure is the same, it's just the genitalia that are sex specific.

    Men have them too, and I like mine.
     
  3. rainbow dew

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    but surely during evolution if they never had a purpose and were not used then they should not still be there.....hmmmm....

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  4. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    If I remember correctly, the nipples are developed before the gender for an unborn child is developed. It's a generic part of development, rather than X or Y chromosone determined. This is why evolution hasn't got rid of male nipples - if it did, then females would also be born without nipples. We can't even begin to imagine the chaos that would result.

    Even if they should be lost through evolution, it's not like they're doing any harm.

    I remember reading somewhere that male nipples are more sensitive than female nipples. Don't quote me on that, though :)
     
  5. Peace-Phoenix

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    Same reason girls have clits I'd imagine. Would you like nature to deny you your clitoris?:p
     
  6. rainbow dew

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    but we need the clitoris, which is why evolution hasn't got rid of it. we need to be turned on for sex and for some girls the only way is through the clitoris....therefore evolution understands the need for the clitoris for reproduction...:)

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  7. DoktorAtomik

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    Shit girl, you never heard of lube? :p
     
  8. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    Word on the street is there is a very nice warming lube out there somewhere :eek:
     
  9. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    ever feel like you're repeating yourself? :p
     
  10. rainbow dew

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    lol! are you saying you don't need your woman to be turned on dok....?! watch what you are saying.....:p

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  11. DoktorAtomik

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    Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. It's self-referencing, self-deprecatory humour. That's the whole point!
     
  12. rainbow dew

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    well some of us just don't get your humour sometimes....well actually maybe its just me....:rolleyes:

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  13. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    Nope, don't beleive that.:p
     
  14. DoktorAtomik

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    Perhaps you kids just aren't used to people being confident enough to take the piss outta themselves? Self-deprecating humour isn't exactly new, y'know?
     
  15. Zeitgeist

    Zeitgeist Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    It's my main base for humour. Well, that and innuendo. God, my sense of humour is so advanced! Heh.

    Nipples are fun. I don't care why boys have them, all I know is, nipple-twisting is a cruel yet effective way of getting smelly boys to do what you want :p
     
  16. *colourful_minds*

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    nipples are great :)
     
  17. The Wind Cries Paul

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    I like my nipples i got one of em pierced, i was gonna get both, but the first one hurt to much
     
  18. kier

    kier I R Baboon

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    mmmm *slaps face and tries to pay attention*

    yup, they form before the gender is decided...but even if they didn't, evolution would have no impact on our male nipples, as there's no negative effect on having them!
     
  19. DoktorAtomik

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    Clearly, you've never been attacked by a nipple-tweaking predator :p
     
  20. Zeitgeist

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    He's never met me :p
     

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