Porn Director

You've just landed my dream job, Porno Director, you have an unlimited budget, you can choose anyone you like for the cast, and shoot it anywhere you want......GET FILTHY YOU PERVERTED FUCKERS........

 

uh?

 

waaa??

 

I think he's setting up a scenario.....

Well....if I had unlimited money,and could choose anyone I want to be in the cast...then,why would I want to be the director? I would rather be the star

 

The cast: Me, Johnny Depp, and a goat.

Meh..I'll throw in a midget for good measure.

 

i would make a shoe fetish ones and buy only shoes in my size, yep and no porn stars...no people just shoes all in a size 8.5 I'd sure as hell get off

 

I would make a porn movie about me taking all of the money and moving to Thailand, where I would live on the beach for five dollars a day and talk only to dolphins. The rest of the money would be spent sterilizing about 3/4 of the people on this forum.

Eugenics Forever!!

 

dick cheny in a miniskirt an a bull moose

 

ok ill give you a serious answer.

Mr marcus banging asia carrerra in a bedroom

peter north banging jenna haze and gauge in a suana

evan stone banging kobe tai by a swimming pool

monica sweetheart with krystal steel in a living room

and then id switch it to me going around to colleges recruiting amateurs to fuck each other on film.

no plot. just sex.