Say something weird about yourself...

um...a weird thing about myself...hmm, there are so many things! I can regurgatate my food at will.

 

You could look out your window and see that Burger King guy standing there. I'd shit myself.

 

haha i would too...

 

I can do that. I think it's a symptom of my acid reflux (damage to my esophagus makes it easier to bring stuff back up). I wish i was one of those people who could swallow glass and ping pong balls and stuff and then bring them back up in any order they choose... how do they do that???

But I don't think that's all that wierd... um... a wierd thing about me...

If I close my mouth and plug my nose, I can exhale through my eye sockets.

 

I've been able to do that since I can remember...at least since I was five, and I've never had acid-reflux...hmmm...I viciously attack people when they touch my nose.

 

Do people try to touch your nose alot? Do you enjoy attacking them? Is there something special about your nose? Is that why it's hidden in your sig pic? Now I want to see a pic with your nose. That's strange... I just looked at what I wrote and it looked like I said "I want to see you pick your nose"

 

I can touch my nose with my tongue

 

Well, the thing developed when someone went to go poke me on the nose...she used to do that a lot, go "boop!" and tap them on the nose...well, I didn't react so well, for some reason. now everybody wants to do it, even though I stab...and no, that's not why my nose is covered. I would send out a nose pic...hehe...but I don't really have a good one...

 

I have plenty of weird/stupid things about me....umm...there was this cartoon when I was little..I think it was about kids and koala's and they would do something called "noozle" as a sign of affection (or something) well that show made it where if I got upset about somehting I would bite my arm or hand and feel better
(like the pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-preteen way of cutting I think) but yeah..fuck those koalas...and their stupid friend with glasses

 

When i was in 4th grade we were playing baseball and it was my turn to bat, then all of a sudden the bat flew outta my hand and all i hear is screaming.i had accedently hit one of my friends in the head with the bat and it got another girl in the lip she had to have stiches. i hated playing sports from that day on.