Becky's Masturbation Thread 2 (updated and wilder!)

omg becky that's sick

 

I'm being completely honest:
1. Yes.
2. No.
3. Yes.
4. Yes.
5. Both.
6. No.
7. No.
8. No.
9. No.
10. Yes.
11. Yes. (Someone. )
12. No.
13. No.
14. Yes.
15. No.
16. Yes.
17. Yes.
18. Yes.
19. No.
20. No.

 

1-yes
2-no
3-yes
4-yes
5-both
6-no
7-no
8-no
9-no
10-yes
11-yes, thriftshopsweater
12-no
13-no
14-no
15-yes
16-no
17-yes
18-no
19-no
20-no

 

1. With another person no
2. With a relative no
3. With someone of the same sex no
4. On webcam no
5. With lubricant/without lubricant? yes
6. Gotten anything stuck in your vaginal or penile cavity. no
7. Gotten anything stuck in your mouth/anal cavity no
8. and got caught, by either a parent/neighbor/relative, etc. no
9. And gotten yourself in the ER no
10. in somebody else's bed yes
11. while thinking of someone on the forums (who ) no
12. while thinking of a family member no
13. with a food item other than a fruit or vegetable no
14. with an item made for masturbation (vibrator, dildo, er.. anything else you dirty people can come up with) no
15. at work/job yes
16. Ever tossed/had your salad tossed no
17. With somebody watching while they did not masturbate no
18. Outside, in plain view of people yes
19. Secretly watched somebody masturbate/caught your parents/family members masturbate no
20. while moaning so loudly the people four blocks down could hear you yes

 

1. With another person no
2. With a relative no
3. With someone of the same sex no
4. On webcam no
5. With lubricant/without lubricant? without....aren't i wild
6. Gotten anything stuck in your vaginal or penile cavity. no
7. Gotten anything stuck in your mouth/anal cavity no
8. and got caught, by either a parent/neighbor/relative, etc. no
9. And gotten yourself in the ER no
10. in somebody else's bed no
11. while thinking of someone on the forums (who ) no
12. while thinking of a family member no
13. with a food item other than a fruit or vegetable no
14. with an item made for masturbation (vibrator, dildo, er.. anything else you dirty people can come up with) no
15. at work/job school....
16. Ever tossed/had your salad tossed no
17. With somebody watching while they did not masturbate no
18. Outside, in plain view of people no
19. Secretly watched somebody masturbate/caught your parents/family members masturbate no
20. while moaning so loudly the people four blocks down could hear you no












wild

 

youre so crazy, your post belongs on jerry springer

 

I'll do anything to procrastinate.

Have you ever masturbated...

1. With another person Not that I recall.

2. With a relative Good God, no.

3. With someone of the same sex Now that you mention it... yes. Scratch the first answer.

4. On webcam I'm not that high-tech.

5. With lubricant/without lubricant? No/Yes

6. Gotten anything stuck in your vaginal or penile cavity. AhaHaa... many, many times.

7. Gotten anything stuck in your mouth/anal cavity No.

8. and got caught, by either a parent/neighbor/relative, etc. I don't think so.

9. And gotten yourself in the ER No.

10. in somebody else's bed Yessum.

11. while thinking of someone on the forums (who ) 90% of them, although I'll only admit to mastrubating to Becky and Meg.

12. while thinking of a family member No.

13. with a food item other than a fruit or vegetable I should try this.

14. with an item made for masturbation (vibrator, dildo, er.. anything else you dirty people can come up with) sure have

15. at work/job Pffft... what job?

16. Ever tossed/had your salad tossed No

17. With somebody watching while they did not masturbate Don't know, actually.

18. Outside, in plain view of people I never go outside. N/A.

19. Secretly watched somebody masturbate/caught your parents/family members masturbate AShhAhaha... I've caught my brother more than once.

20. while moaning so loudly the people four blocks down could hear you Of course.

 

Have you ever masturbated...
1. Hmm...Not sure.
2. Ick...No.
3. Hmm...Same as the first one.
4. What's that?
5. Always without.
6. Sooooo many times. That's some scary shite.
7. Non.
8. I hope not...that would be awkward for...like...ever.
9. What the fuck? No.
10. Yes ma'am.
11. Yes. Someone.
12. Neveerrr.
13. Nice idea, but no.
14. No mum.
15. School?
16. I'm not quite sure...but I don't think so.
17. God, I hope not.
18. Hmm...Possibly.
19. That would prevent me from breathing. So no.
20. All the time.

 

Katie has a brother ?! Is he 27 ?!!

 

i think youve answered the most yesses (yesses ?) out of anyone

 

1. Yes.
2. No.
3. No.
4. Yes.
5. Yes/Yes
6. No.
7. No.
8. No.
9. Yes.
10. Yes.
11. Yes.
12. Yes.
13. Yes.
14. Yes.
15. Yes.
16. Yes.
17. Yes.
18. Yes.
19. Yes.
20. Probably.

 

Wow george.. you've been in the ER because of masturbating, and you've had your salad tossed ?

 

I toss my own salads.

 

you must take yoga

 

No. He's 8-teeeen.

AAAhahAHaHAHAHhahAAHAhAhHAa




AGAGAahahahAHA :L

 

you love it

 

i've done 1, 3, 5, 8, 10, 14, 16, 20

 

1. With another person yuppers
2. With a relative no
3. With someone of the same sex not yet
4. On webcam not yet
5. With lubricant/without lubricant? both
6. Gotten anything stuck in your vaginal or penile cavity. no, thank god!
7. Gotten anything stuck in your mouth/anal cavity see above
8. and got caught, by either a parent/neighbor/relative, etc. yeah:& my mom walked in......
9. And gotten yourself in the ER I'm not that exciting
10. in somebody else's bed yuppers
11. while thinking of someone on the forums (who ) I don't think that I know anyone well enough on here to do that
12. while thinking of a family member blech, no
13. with a food item other than a fruit or vegetable what the heck else would work other than fruits and veggies?
14. with an item made for masturbation (vibrator, dildo, er.. anything else you dirty people can come up with) of course!
15. at work/job no, can't say that I have
16. Ever tossed/had your salad tossed if this means what I think it does, yes.....but I really don't know
17. With somebody watching while they did not masturbate yuppers
18. Outside, in plain view of people no
19. Secretly watched somebody masturbate/caught your parents/family members masturbate no....it seems like everyone that I've ever known didn't masturbate......I know they did/do......I've just got a bunch of prudes for friends I guess......
20. while moaning so loudly the people four blocks down could hear you no, I save my vocal chords for my boyfriend's pleasue when I'm with him

 

what do you do, search yourself out ?

 

sorry