THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON! George Bush claims Iraqi weapons of Mass Destruction have been painted with invisible cream. THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON! George Bush seen at Library reading teen beat. Says Ashton Kutcher, is "Dream Boat" See, I get the news before it goes to TV so I get the real news before it all goes to hell. When the first one went on TV it wasn't the same it was more like THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON! Saddam Tells Bush "I have weapons of mass destruction! Bomb Me Bomb ME!" Anyway, back to the news briefs THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON! George Bush seen running to his room, crying, calling the Iranians "Jerks." THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON! Kim Jong Il drops Nuclear Program for fear of creating another Godzilla. THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON! George Bush claims Kim Jong Il is trying to create another Godzilla! THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON! First Godzilla still ravaging Hong Kong. THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON! Homeland security color coded Terror alert system drops all colors but Yellow, Orange and Red, to save space. THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON! Cat Stevens to be allowed back in the US if he sings Wild World for President/Family THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON! George Bush heard remarking that Hans Blix is a "dum dum" THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON! Osama bin Laden can be anyone one of us. Marshall Law is to be instated.
THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON: President Bush emerged from the men's restroom this morning to proclaim "I made doody!"
