Dear Pimp My Ride and or Overhaulers...take it how you want to joke or serious

Dear guy off pimp my ride or hot girl on overhaulers. I would like you to fix my car up. It looks like shit. It is a teal and rust mix 92' Buck skylark. It is no longer a Buick on account of the i fell off. The windows don't roll down, the floor matts are all ripped up and falling apart, the drivers side seat moter is giving out, the reastat is broken so taht you have to have this little Walmart smiley touch light on there, the stearing wheel is not even stable you have to hold it down to drive, the left turn signal does not work, the wipers screach,there is no grill,the radio is hooked up wrong, and it needs all new tires and hub caps. I can not even begin to account for waht might be wrong under the hood and with the body except for the obvious dents, it has over 150,000 miles on it. Would you all please pimp my ride.. but hey don't steal it ok think of another plot because my bf is a real parinoid ass guy. HE would be calling the real cops every five minutes talking about have you found my car...are you suposed ot have a reason why you should get your car pimped above someone else. I have a lot but this post is long enough though. I don't want to put a depressing spin on this story either man. So anyway. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Come and get my blue nosed buck and fix it up. hugs gilli

PS all that is true about our car but it's funny

 

Well...let me tell ya Pimp my ride is out for ya wanna know why-

Pimp my ride policy: must be between age 18-24. I kid ya not. :\

Wanted them to pimp my bus but since I saw that-fuck 'em I can do a better job for WAY less cash and recycle in the process.

 

sounds like my old car until an ice storm broke the windshield, killed the reverse gear, flattened the tire and they towed it away

no pimping was possible, even by x to the z

 

you are fucking kidding me man. That is right out. you have to be a kid to get your ride pimped i think i will writea real letter to MTV to tell them that is biased and sucks! that ehibit guy is pretty far past 24 it looks like to me. Those peole are snobs.

 

not pulling your chain, my sister. I checked the website as everyone at my job thought I could get my bus pimped. No such luck. yeah totally bogus shit man. at my job they think its weak shit too.

 

My dream car is for sale for $1500 and it sucks because i dont have enougth for it. A drunk bitch hit my old car and my dad needs the car i got a few months back grrr. anyone wanna buy any of my stuff? hell ill sell my virginity.

 

I wouldn't consider the fact that you can't get your car fixed up on 'Pimp my Ride' a loss, I mean... They aren't that great, Overhaulin whoops everyones ass in the field of custom car fabrication and design. Not to mention Pimp my Ride consistantly makes cars look like Hot Wheels with the tacky paint jobs and bright colors. Anyways, who wants a fucking bowling ball cleaner in their car, or a closet for your shoes in the trunk. Idiots.