You all disgust me. However, I do remember the FIRST time I cleaned my bellybutton. I was six years old and I was swimming in my babysitter's brother's pool one day. Actually, it was just before I went swimming, and I was reading Fox In Socks by Dr. Seuss. And I discovered bellybutton cleaning. I think it might have hurt a little. Similar to sex, that discovery was...
my belly button has some sort of self-cleaning device built into it. I got one installed when i was a wee little babe.
belly button fluff really stinks. if you let your belly button get dirty enough, you have to like take a cotton bud to it.