when was the last time

you cleaned out your belly button?

 

Probably the last time I took a shower.. two days ago?

 

Probably the last time I picked a flower. Two minutes ago?

 

You clean out your bellybutton while picking flowers?

 

You all disgust me.

However, I do remember the FIRST time I cleaned my bellybutton.
I was six years old and I was swimming in my babysitter's brother's pool one day.
Actually, it was just before I went swimming, and I was reading Fox In Socks by Dr. Seuss. And I discovered bellybutton cleaning. I think it might have hurt a little. Similar to sex, that discovery was...

 

My first time was actually at my grandpa's funeral.

 

uh, you clean youre belly button out... im gpnna go try this

 

wow... most intriguing... WHATEVER!!!

 

yesterday i think...i dont remember


but yea the first time i cleaned my bellybutton it hurt

 

my belly button has some sort of self-cleaning device built into it. I got one installed when i was a wee little babe.

 

what, are you 'cleaning' it with an ice pick? how could that hurt?

 

belly button fluff really stinks. if you let your belly button get dirty enough, you have to like take a cotton bud to it.