House sitting for a pimp

I'm at a bar enjoying a few drinks and I meet....well we'll just call him L.C.
We start talking and he invites me over to do some blow. which I gladly accept.
He tells me he's going out of town in a week, and he wants me to watch over his house for about 25 weeks! Then he gives me all these clothes and says "You need to change that wardrobe" and starts throwing all kinds of slick outfits at me. He's giving me the keys to his house and two cars, and I barely know the guy.

His house is awesome too. I don't know why the dudes going out of town so long for, but I ain't gonna ask.

 

i liked this better when it was called Deuce Bigalow

 

sounds like your gonna have quite an adventure in Pimpville

 

That's exactly what crossed my mind.

 

email us from jail when ya get the chance

 

maybe you'll finally can get a jacket that fits you..

 

what, you want him to look like pee-wee and have the jacket look like skin..

 

his bitches would never take him seriously then!

 

haha of course not...

he should be careful where to sit though dont want none of the clap or herpes jump up on ya...

 

You best take good care of his house....he might kill you if you don't......seriously...

 

maybe he is trying to recruit you Lodog...

 

Maybe he is going out of town so he can "lay low".....he needs a patsy to take the fall... Watch out, Lodog...

 

Nah he's a good guy.
What I'm really gettin from him is that he used to be a big drug dealer and hustler, but has slowed down a lot. He was tellin me some funny ass stories last night though.

 

Did you cut any business deals? lol I left you a message in your gallery. Now I know the truth. Your sitting for a pimp. lol

This sounds really shady. He used to be a drug dealer but he's leaving town for 25 weeks, he wants you to wear his clothes and live in his house. Do you look like him? Maybe he's got someone after him that wants to kill him and he's using you as his bate.

It doesn't sound like a good deal. Make your living will now, leave it with someone who can follow thru with it.

I wish you well.

 

I Know the guy's on the level. He's not so much a pimp, but a big player.
I just threw that suit on as a joke. We definatly don't look alike because he's black, and my skin color is as far from that as possible.
I think he moved up to Alaska to get away from his past and live differently.
He said he likes having me around because I don't act like most kids my age and he sees promise in me. He wants to help me out in life as a way to sorta make up for all his bad deeds.

Plus he has the biggest TV I've ever seen.

 

id be so scared i would accidently fuck his house up or something somehow...dont clog his toilet..

 

I think it's awesome if he's truly genuine with helping you out and trying to make up for his past mistakes. That's a cool thing but I still just watch my back and be careful.

He may promise you the world but he could also be ready to pull the knife out at any time.

When are you moving in?

 

I know you don't want to ask questions but honestly I think you should. If you don't he may think you are a very naive person and that is when he'll be planning for his attack. lol


Sure he wasn't just fucked up last night and needed a person to do some blow with?

 

but peanuts hes got the biggest tv ever...

 

LOL!!! Your right...I'm preaching to the choir.



Just kidding Lodog. I still think you should write a will. Think about all the things you haven't done yet, do them, & say your goodbyes.