Attention All Ladies:

Hello, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am 19 and I live in Houston, Texas. I have clean, white teeth and I work out alot. After high school I went to Texas A&M for a year. I wanted to take some time off from school and moved in with a friend in Ithaca NY. I had a pretty good time there, but now I'm back home in Houston. I used to go to parties on the weekends and such in Ithaca, but I don't have as many aquaintances here so on weekends I usually go to a cafe with a friend or just chill at home; but I'm usually up for whatever...I smoke regularly...I am a pretty straight forward person, and very honest with people I care about. I don't lie to my close friends even about small things...So what kind of music do you like? What are some of your favorite tv shows?

I am seeking a female for courtship; must be willing to relocate. Must be attractive and in good physical condition.

 

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i think my ad would go sumthin like this:

"im a pot head. would u sleep with me?"

 

"you come back to my house.... we get married.... but if you cheat on me.... i'll crush you!"

 

Sweet dude

 

I like the white teeth part the most

 

hehehehe wow you work out??? show me those biceps of yours!!! oh yeah baby

 

you are a cock and any woman interested in you must be braindead. not to mention muscles are sick

 

i'd buy into that

 

Man that's sad. I hope your drunk, El Gran.

 

and you bring this into the mj forums...i guess the logic must be if someone's high they'll do anything......

 

seeking a female for courtship? good physical condition?
.. are you a robot?

 

haha seriously Nitemare...

i dont wanna be mean but...crazy vocab u got there. but its all groovy lol.

good clean white teeth? i thought u were describing a dog at first, but anyways ya ill be your female courtship if ya wanna smoke me out sometime haha

 

I bet he will never post on here again lol

 

alll riiiiiiight (quagmire impression)

 

man muscles are for tools as my brother always says. when you have muscles from work and dont brag its cool but when you get muscles to try to be attractive it lowers things.

 

thank you all for your responses so far.


I just want to say, if any ladies are reading this and don't want to respond on the public forum, you can PM me and we can talk there. Some of the people on this forum are immature and enjoy creating conflict.

 

Ask around, got to a fucking party, meet some girls there. Quit trying to get girls over the net.

 

wow. .. im so sad to see i have been missing such exciting posts

 

Me want woman.
ME have white teeth.
Me have muscle.
Me want bang bang.
Me want more bang bang.
Me want smoke cigarette.