how hard is it to get a gf?

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  1. sheeprooter

    sheeprooter Member

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    im getting older and still havent had a serious gf. i need a better approach. what works for ou fellas?
     
  2. Baby Fire-fly

    Baby Fire-fly Member

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    I use to try and get a boyfriend, but ive come to the conclusion that you cant GET a bf/gf you just gotta let it happen.... serious relationships arnt all they are cracked up to me anywaz....
     
  3. akunasaka24

    akunasaka24 Member

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    Dont worry. You will get one.
     
  4. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Just be straight forward. Just ask "Would you like to go out for a pizza and a fuck?"
     
  5. Baby Fire-fly

    Baby Fire-fly Member

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    lol nice approch.....
     
  6. humandraydel

    humandraydel Member

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    yeah, listen to lodog...he's house sitting for a pimp so that makes him a pimp! :D
     
  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    Are you sure you aren't gay?
     
  8. Small_Brown

    Small_Brown Senior Member

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    When you figure out what works..make sure you let me know.:)
     
  9. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Have you thought about hypnosis? All ya need is some hardcore eyebrows.

    [​IMG]

    That man could have nuns rip their clothes off in church. [​IMG]
     
  10. paperclipart

    paperclipart Banned

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    I Guess It Depends How Ugly You Are
     
  11. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    that has never stopped me
     
  12. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    I'm betting the reason you dont have a gf is coz you come off desperate. you dont need a gf just do what you're doing and you'll find what you're looking for probably not where you'd expect it


    AAHHAHAHAHAHHA wtf..... that reminds me of someone... :D
     
  13. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    sooty makes good sense
     
  14. paperclipart

    paperclipart Banned

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    his eyebrows remind me of my pussy hair
     
  15. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    You know someone like that? I figured you'd have to be a feral child to need a face like that.

    Either way, he's gotta be a very successful man. [​IMG]
     
  16. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    this is true

    not someone i know personally. but someone ive seen. well i can see why he's sucessful, you can't really look anywhere else can you :eek:
     
  17. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    You're right on both counts, I think, although it is a pretty nice thing to be in a serious relationship, for the most part. Like anything, it can have drawbacks. No situation is ever perfect.

    Sheep, your question is honest and respect-worthy.
    I think you should just make sure that you are being yourself; make sure to be friendly and outgoing when possible; avoid always talking about yourself to others (be able to just listen, and show interest); and make sure that "your self" is not something that another person will find obnoxious or weird. It's one thing to be an individual, and it's another to be shocking to those who meet you. Try to be middle of the road. Meet a person and let them gradually find out what makes you so unique as a person. Don't try to full-on upload the sum total of everything you are or think of yourself as being all at once. Be relaxed and easygoing. Make sure you are confident of how well you hug; hold hands; and kiss. (At the very least.) Practice those things if you have to.

    -Jeffrey
     
  18. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    become a girl.. l know a few single lesbians looking..
     
  19. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    If you just want a fuck, go get one. There's plenty of that around.

    If you want a girlfriend, it helps to have one picked out that you are trying for...;) Then you could get to know her and see if you would like a relationship....
     
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