Dealer: The Businessman

Dealer: The Businessman

I was at home the other day, wishing i had a bag. I sat down to think, and it hit me... To be a dealer, you should always have your phone on, always be honest, and always be on time; You should be a businessman.

If you sell, you should be ready at any time of day to sell a bag. Dealers these days are all caught up in the role and the popularity among the stoners. If someone wants to score a bag, they call the dealer up, only to find out that he can't sell one until tomorrow because he's either going fishing, playing basketball, or just doesn't wanna hook it up. That's bullshit.
If you're like me and you live in a small town, you'll be lucky to have a good hook-up who is always available. In my case, i've had shitty luck. The most popular hookup with the best buds in my town is a short-tempered, cocky 19 year old guy who's never got the time to hook it up. To get my shit, I have to drive 20 miles.

It is my belief that if you have huge amounts of goods to sell, you should act appropriately. If you are selling, you usually get a little personal bud for yourself, and some cash income. This is the payment you get for being a dealer. (besides the underground popularity) .....This makes "DEALING" your business and your job. This is what you do to make your cash and earn your weed. It should be treated like a job, and you should act as a businessman. After all, the buyers are paying for your personal stash...

 

yes! I have always said that! the best dealers are ones who take thier job seriously.

I hate it when I come across some kid who thinks it's all one big game.

brava on the post, my man!

 

I doubt that will happen. They will do that for the first few weeks then get lazy. Cept for this dude I know he takes like 20 min to show up but hes almost always on time.

 

not true. I know one dude who is so professional. He's been that way for years. If he can help you out, he'll let you know. If not, he's straight up honest. He never skimps bags and he's always fair.

Reliability is key, in my opinion.

 

yeah..ive had afew reliable dealers before..ive also had afew shitty ones...like ones that make you go way the hell outa your way to get your stuff..reliability deffinatly is the key because no one wants some unreliable guy saying hes picking up and never picks up his phone when your trying to score some.

 

I guess some people have never met a drugdealer heh.

 

i dont know any of those people in florida but in illinois i got a guy his name is, "bj" not his real name but thats what every one knows him as, but ya u call him and hes like ok i will be there in 20 mins or you can go pick it up in ten no matter where, time, date, it dont matter is hes got weed and you got money we got weed

 

Wow, my dealer for a few months was this dude named "Crazy J". He was this annoying ass wigger, who drove this loud ass peice of shit care, blasting rap music. Instead of saying "bye" on the phone we would say "oneeeeeee" and then hang up. He gave me the fucking skimpiest of sacks taht half the time had roaches in them. Omg, it was so aweful

 

of coarse the dealer is making money off of you, so why not try and keep the business going....so of coarse if your a "real" dealer then yes, you probably would act in a way professional.

 

That's the kinda shit that happens to me all the time too... it's a pain in the ass. I have to find a ride and go 20 or 30 miles with someone to some hickass location in the middle of nowhere to meet some crackheads. It's a pain in the ass.

 

My dealer is the most relieable person I have ever met. He shows up about an hour late every time, almost to the minute. Its uncanny.

 

My dealers are the ones that stay home on friday and saturday nights cuz thats where the profit comes

 

I don't care so much that there always availble just that they keep regular hours so you know when to go.

 

LMFAO!!!! Wow what a dumbass.

 

He's the most reliable person you know, but he's always an hour late? Hmm- says a lot

 

Most dealers are too lazy or dont want to get a job so thats why they deal... easy money. So what makes u think they would be so enthusiastic about getting off their ass to give you some weed for ur own pleasure? Their probably working for sumone else anyway..

If it bothers u that much, buy big blocks to last u a while or grown ur own.. otherwise your in the dealers game. They make the rules.

 

i dont agree. Pot dealers or any drugs are not a 711 sometimes u get good ones and sometimes u dont but really a drug dealer owes u shit all....and the guys who are available day or nigth are not selling small time baggies to potheads. getting pot is not supposed to be convenint

 

Insight_m,
Judging by your words and your reference to "buying a big block", I assume you have no idea what you're talking about. First of all, I don't buy brickweed... I don't like headaches. Secondly, yes, you are right in assuming dealers sell because they're too lazy to get a job, but that's not the most of it. They like the thrill of running illegal business under the government's nose, which makes it exciting. Once they do this, people start treating them with respect (only because they want to get on his good side). Now, the dealer feels that he has some sort of authority, so he takes advantage of it by being an asshole.

Yes, I can understand not selling a bag just because the dealer is too busy... But then again, if he actually IS too busy or never available, then he shouldn't be selling- its that simple.
The dealer and the consumer should naturally work together well, being on the same side (govt vs drugs)...

And finally, you're an idiot and you'll now be ignored by me.

 

its still not his job to be avalible to u. he must not need the money or want to sell to u that bad if hes never around....so get a new dealer maybe. but still they take 90% of the risk so they really dont owe it to u to wait for ur every call. some(most adult) dealers have lives outside of drugs

 

NIKKI!!

where the hell have you been?!