Why aren't you in bed?

This would be the perfect day to spend all day in bed so why aren't you there?

 

Because yor arent in my bed to be with. I have to be here to enjoy you.

 

well, i did wake up at noon

 

wellll... I'm just waiting for the bus time, then I'll go home and surely, when arrive home, I'm gonna go to beeeed.

{ Louise }

 

Because i slept on the couch.

 

well you see. i am in the process of moving and my feckin husband is super concerned that i leave him the bed so i would rather be awake then to grace his bed with my smell

 

geez marie, can't you sleep standing up?

 

oh yes, i forget i knew how to do that, i do it only on one leg too with my head buried!

 

Because I'm working. But I'm tired and I would love to still be sleeping this morning.

 

take the mattress. burn it in the back yard area.

 

i'm going hiking tomorrow with someone special & i need to make sure i'm all set to leave really early tomorrow.

 

I can't get into bed unless there is more than one man on the tv.lol

 

because by the time i have read this post i have already slept my routine 13.5 hours and cant sleep none more

 

Awwwwww, c'mon Eddie, get in the bed, Bud. You know you wann to hehehehehe.

 

my bed doesn't like me.

 

I was laying out side all day trying to get a small tan and doing a lot of swimming. all I got was sunburn though........

 

I'm sorry to hear that. I know when I spend too much time in the heat my face turns red as punch. Do me a favor though, (Make Eddie get in the bed.)

 

My ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend actually did this to her bed and amazingly she's back with him. Must be some sort of ritual

 

Its 653 pm abd I just got outta bed.

 

No excuses, go back to bed!!!