when im stoned i tend to put Frank's red-hot on everything, and ranch dressing finds its way onto stuff too. Usually i just take ramen noodles, throw some hot water in 'em, and start throwin everything from goldfish to cheese to franks in there and makin a huge mess.
headymoechick and magic shell..... havent had it but im sure it tastes great stoned or sober... though i cant remember exactly what sober is