Ha Ha!

I wrapped my finger up with tape I took from the hospital. Now its all straight and I cant type.

 

Yay You Want A Fucking Prize Now?

 

maybe you should try putting it in some warm water that might help to relax it...
I hope it feels better soon.....

 

its not hurt, its just cuz i have nothing better to do, but its becoming a pain in the ass

 

take it out of your ass

 

yeah, thats better

 

Hmmmm.


perhaps you should unwrap it.

 

perhaps, because the tip is really purple now, and it feels really cold if I touch myself with it

 

Then put it back up your ass if it's cold.

 

that would make the hemorhoids act up I suspect.

 

Perhaps, always worth a shot.

 

oh yeah, made em hurt like fucking hell

 

I left rubber bands on my finger for like 12 hours once. when i took them off, i could feel all the blood rush back in, and the stale blood kinda hurt when it was forced out of my finger. then it was tingly for a long ass time

 

12 hours is a really long time. and I thought you were all bone?