k thats next on my to-do list so syra has her license chuck will get his soon lalalamort has his who else am i forgetting
I do that with my friend's grandma's dildos. (seriously) She has hand cranks in them and keeps them in her safe.
Oh, yeah. I was serious too... his sister got it all on camcorder and they accidently played it when family was over... I was chasing her brother around with four dildos in my hands. After that he had the idea to stick the handcrank in a cordless drill and spin it around and it tore the dildo's rubber and screwed it up from going so fast and he just stuck it back in the safe. It was so weird because we were stoned for three days and his parents and grandparents were in North Carolina staying with friends. His brother, sister, and another friend were supposed to be staying with me at my house for the weekend, but we all got dropped off at he and his sister's house and I told my parents that they went to the store and I was staying the weekend. The same day, I went on a twenty mile hike in the mountains with my friend and my dad then we came back and got dropped off. That was the same night we got the pizza dude stoned and didn't have to pay and he put that hand sanitizer stuff on the floor and set the bathroom on fire while he was tripping his balls off and I had no idea until they ran out screaming while I was meditating. Then I ran in and put it out while they freaked out. They ordered pay per view and I cleaned the entire house. That was the most fucked up time of my life I thought I was possessed by some dude from the Titanic and I kept shouting. Then I thought their family came back and I kept flipping out and hearing voices.
dude george the titanic! i just had a slight vision of the titanic cuz i said something about sinking to someone.
