Do As The Namibians Do

Yes, square dancing is more hardcore than stuffed animals and cap guns, but as the tribesmen of Namibia say, do unto others as you would do unto your genitals.


We need more duct tape over here, mang.

 

put bags over their head?

 

The women commonly go topless, which I think is a great tradition to adopt over here. It is only fair, men go topless all the time, and you ladies are missing out. Fight for your equal rights to bare all.

 

Let's rip our clothes off and start headbanging to Kenny G. It should be legal!

 

all ready doing it man!!

 

George...are you high again?

 

hahahaha i am

 

God damn the pusher-man!!
Send me a joint, Matty.

 

I want to be a lego.

 

Fucking kangaroos.

 

WTF mates?

 

Hahaha. Im imagining that. Ive never seen it happen so Im just geussing.

 

I am le tired!!!!!!!11!seven!1eleven!!!111

 

aaaaaaahhaha i wish to marry a trucker. they're so majestic and whatnot. and cowboy-ish.

 

They're like... Illinois, Pabst Blue Ribbon, CB radios, cutoff flannel muscle shirts, and a busted tv at that little $29.99 a night motel down the road that only gets HBO and CBS.

 

you don't know what you're talking about tho

 

Trust me, I know.

 

me too

i hung out with them allllllll day today

mister stan and spanky and buck. ahahhah they're so clean.

 

My aunt's ex-husband was one. I spent an entire Summer with them and I went from North Carolina to Mississippi and back with him and went to Florida another time.

 

i'd imagine southern ones are a lot more of the stereotypical ones than the cool ass alberta ones.