got a stove? roll up a paper towel and light the end of that bitch, then book your ass of outside, and then get it cherried with a nice big hit and itll stay lit.
Yeah, I'm an idiot for not thinking of doing that before. I always lost lighters or my friends would forget whose lighters were whose and take them.
If you need a little more privacy then the kitchen, go down into the basement and use the pilot flame on either the hot water tank or the heater.....
and it has that nice burning hair smell...if youve never experienced it go out and try it...what a blast
toaster.... turn your toaster on and put the tip of the joint or cig on the coil and puff... it'll spark right up... my toaster is a giant lighter when i cant find my normal one
Light a candle off of something... your stove, or whatever, then carry the candle down to your room, and smoke away. Candles also smell good.
You know, it just struck me; If you can't figure out how to light a joint, maybe you've smoked enough already.
I would suggest lightning. Start storm tracking and when the lightning hits a tree run out real quick and fire that bad boy up. Or, there's always gunpowder and flint...
what about a magnifying glass on a sunny day? just be careful not to burn yourself when you're all high and shit. it'd probably be a really clean smoke, too, since you wouldnt be using a butane lighter or having the possiblity of smoking phosphorus offa the matches. also, i've been told about putting a broken up bud on a car cigarette lighter and kinda free-basing it from there. dont know if it would work that well though
hmm..jus get some FREE matches at like, longs drugs! haha or...fuck...well all i can say is use 2 sticks! or how about those flint stones...i think those are the ones that can make fire if u hit em 2gether! i duno where u wud get em tho..i jus remeber my dad had some but i never realy had the patience to try..
if you light a candle and use a lighter but just press down on the red part (for a bic, not sure what its called exactly) and put it over the flame it'll light. i just found that out a few days ago and it fascinated me for hours. its especially good for if your smoking at home and you dont want that little sounds, which sounds like a freight train to you for your unaware parents to hear.