tips!

hi guys. ok, so i thought it would be a good idea to start a thread where people share some tips on basically anything related to marijuana/cops/whatever so that maybe people will be like "oh man, i only have enough bud for like 2 hits, but with the awesome tip i read on this one website that says to cover the bowl with the palm of my hand, which will result in not letting it cherry, which will result in not wasting any smoke, which will result in getting a few more hits, maybe ill get 4 or 5 hits! sweet." and thats exactly how its gonna happen.

 

Tip of the day:

Buy low, sell high.

 

break up your bud so theres more space to burn

If you see cops, and your worried about ditching your shit, please throw it far enough to where they wont be able to find it...had a friend who got caught because he didnt throw it far enough.


If your going to do something illegal, be prepared for the worst consequences.

 

Don't get involved with people that aren't your friends and do hard drugs, or invite them to your house, or even let them know you have expensive shit. You will be ripped off if you do, like me! YAY!

 

The Decoy Stash.

What this does, is that in the event that your parents figure out that you smoke (leaving a pipe/bud/roach on the table, failing a drug test, getting caught, exc.) you can effectivly hide your real stash (mine has almost an ounce in it at times). See, parents will almost inevedably tell you to show them all your weed and stuff so they can get rid of it.

What you need:
1) A crappy pipe (you can even make one, try tinfoil)
2) A lighter (any will do, try to use a cheap one).
3) A baggie with a little weed in it (atleast like 2 bowls worth. try and get some really shitty weed for this)
4) A good hiding spot (duh).
5) (Optional) A roach or two scattered randomly about the hiding spot, or a little res from your piece here and there.


Perfectly formulated to make your parents belive this is all you have, when they ask to see it. This has worked for 2 of my friends so far, one of them saved an ounce useing it.

for under 5 dollers, you can save an almost limitless amount of ganja!

 

Really? Gee i wonder how you came up with that conclusion...

 

He got alot of his stuff stolen, including having his house burglarized and having thousands of dollars worth of electronic equipment and a 300 dollar bong stolen from it. That's how he arrived at that conclusion.

 

Yes and i guess he learned a lesson didnt he?

 

If you're really low on weed, you can exhale into a bag or even a balloon, then reinhale it again. I never tried it but it might work.

I like the dummy stash idea. But my parents know I smoke so that's no worry for me. Just make sure your real stash is very well hidden so it won't accidentally be found.

An obvious one: never give anyone money before getting your bag, unless maybe a close friend (make sure you can trust him though). Make sure to inspect the weed too, I hear about people buying lawn grass or catnip, and it makes me want to cry.

Don't do deals at school, and don't carry weed in school. You;re just begging to be caught.

 

i think we should witch that to NEVER give up the money first,...period. even your close friends will fuck you over for cash. ive lost 150$ and 180$ like that.

 

Tip about marijuana. Don't be stingy! Share with people. If you deal, err on the side of the customers benifit. Marijuana is about fun, mixing it with greed, scales that are accurate to .01 gm. or other uptight attitudes related to scarsity just blows the whole idea of grass.

Don't be stingy with yourself either.

Adopt a relaxed attitude and you will be happier. Pot will be more fun!

(Relaxed attitude does not mean stupid.)

 

Listen to music while you bake whether its Mike Jones, Pantera,Chemical Brothers, Bob Marley, orPink Floyd, whatever type you like, it will enhance it x1000000.


I personally like techno/ psychedelic music, or metal, and if its a good body mellow high then Pink Floyd, Tool, or any chill.

Have incense burning! it relaxes you if you get a little paranoid or scared of something. Sandal Wood or Nag Champa!

 

your setting can make the biggest difference in the world..

if you're smoking out behind an abandon building with people you dont know, chances are you wont get as high as if you were getting stoned with a chick (or dude) in a clearing in the woods.

if you have a positive attitude, you can get just as high on 3 bowls of the same stuff as you would with 4 or 5...

well, thats what i've noticed...

 

thats nothin more than placebo there

 

A placebo enhanced high is fine with me.

 

Clearly they weren't very good friends. I hope you severed your relationship with them, also. I know I would, if a friend valued money more than my friendship and trust in him.

And as to the "you won't get as high with people you don't know" and "placebo enhanced highs" I have this to say. I find that since I don't smoke every day, and usually only do it once a week or so instead, I don't build up much if any tolerance. Further, if I am able to relax and chill, I get much higher. I find I only need a few hits to get quite stoned, though it is pretty good weed I smoke. Even regs get me pretty high off relatively little. Hold the smoke in for 10 seconds or so, and smoke in a place, and with people, where you can relax and fully enjoy the high. As you get better aquainted with marijuana, and if you don't smoke daily or even every-other-day (too often in my opinion, constituting abuse), then you'll need less to get you high.

 

Keep your weed in your sock if you have to carry it on you.

 

as lame as that sounds its actualyl a good idea.

as many times as ive been patted down by the cops (trust me, quite a few) none of them have ever thought to look in my shoes/socks for anything

 

i've heard of a way to pass a U/A using geletin and water....has anybody else heard of or know the procedure??

 

I. Develop a way your group is good at passing the roach, so you don't drop it.
II. Have a good setting, don't go anywhere that is going to make you paranoid and ruin your night.
III. Before you take a hit, take a deep inhale and exhale as much as possible, then take the hit and force as much smoke into your lungs as much as possible.
IV. Don't be stupid, don't get busted. If you smoke in your room, open the window and get a fan going. Maybe light an inscense but that could make your parents suspicious. Woods are a great place to smoke, and backroads. Parking lots just seem like a bad idea, and anywhere else out in the open.
V. I dunno...