Am I Liberal or a Conservative?

I'm not really sure where I sit on the political fence, so I was hoping that some of you could help me figure it out.

Here's what you need to know about me:

I enjoy Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream, but I don't like Pralines & Cream that much. Vanilla is just kinda...eh, but Chocolate & Peanut Butter is good too!

I was happy that Tom was the winner of Survivor: Palau. I think he deserved it the most, and Ian got kinda annoying toward the end of the season.

Donald Trumps hair reminds me of strawberry cotton candy. Oh, how I love cotton candy, and I would eat Donald Trumps hair if I could.

I can juggle, but I can't snap my fingers, and I used to play the clarinet in high school, but I havn't practiced in years.

I love a good cheeseburger, cajun food, seafood, and of course, a good chinese & sushi buffet.

I have a girlfriend, but she lives in Canada. A suburb of Toronto, to be exact.

I enjoy music about Whiskey Drinkin' & Ass Kickin'.

I drive a 1989 Dodge Aries. It is silver, and a real beauty!

I came in 7th place in the 1997 Southwest Florida Checkers Tournament.

I prefer Royal Crown Cola over Coke & Pepsi. Especially with a little Crown Royal in it.

I enjoy the smell of sauteed fish.

 

You sound like a person to me.

Fucking people... and their things... that they do.

I ought to hit you with a stick.

 

mmm. thats tough, wait...do u sautee the fish urself, if so ur definately a conservative

 

You're a conservative. First of all, you watch Survivor. And the rest of the list points to conservative too.

 

You're a liberal because you're a canadian-lover.

 

Neither one

 

your a communist

 

Straight out fascist, just like John Wayne.

 

Fascist!!!!!!!!!!!!!


j/k

 

Is the point you are trying to make is that we are all ultimately human beings who do everyday mundane things and think everyday mundane thoughts, and that while we might disagree on things like the war and abortion we all enjoy a good sauteed fish (except for me, cause i don't eat anything with a face...)

 

Eugene,


Scallops, Snails, Oysters, and Clams don't have faces. Do you eat those?

 

u shouldve said anything that bleeds... waking life, crazy movie...

 

Plants bleed.

Mmmmmm... maple syrup.

Mmmmmm... mezcal.

 

Yea vegetarianism is the best

 

Yea vegetarianism is the best way to be

 

I think this is way off politics so the thread is being locked