Transporting ideas

Over the summer I'm doing some volunteer work with a group in the British Virgin Islands. One of our assignments is to work with a "local Rastafarian organic farmer to help him plant and harvest his crops." So, while doing this, I figured that maybe I can try to get some seeds for my friends and maybe even a nice amount of pot for myself.

I was thinking of maybe of emptying out cigarettes and filling them with weed, but that would either limit the amount I could get or it would take a lot of cigarettes, which might look kinda strange.

Does anyone have any ideas?

 

umm the mail?

i hope your not planning on stealing from him though...thas not cool.

 

No! I wouldn't steal. That'd just be.. evil. Going there to do volunteer work and then stealing from the people. That'd be bad.

 

The best method I've heard of is you double bag your weed. Then take a peanut butter jar, remove enough penut butter so you can put the bags in there, then you cover it up again. However, I have no personal experiance with doing this.

 

i have personal expiriemce with this method...works like a charm

 

theres always the classic insert into ass with KY method......

 

A good method, if your bitch is down... is putting it in bags, in condoms, then in their hoo-hoos.

 

Hey, don't risk anything. For what? to smuggle in two ounces of smoke?
The risk is too great. They are looking for scapegoats like yourself who they can arrest and embarass and say lookie who we got here!
Meanwhile, the big boys are getting over.

Enjoy your time on The Island. The stress & tension of trying to smuggle will ruin the karmic balance of the journey.

Please come back and post when your volunteer work is completed.

 

if you realy realy must, I'd suggest carefully mailing it with a real fake return address, to a friend you aren't commonly seen with, so the friend can deny anything, and it won't be linked to you.

If you do this, plan on getting caught, and plan on never seeing the weed you sent in the mail, cause its quite possible it won't make it safely to you.

 

Ya... buy cannabis here. Enjoy your time on the island.

 

Thanks for the advice, people.

Yeah.. the idea of fucking up my life because of some weed frightens me, so I doubt I'll end up doing it.

 

Smart descion.

Crossing international borders with contra-band is no longer reasonably safe for amateurs. It scares the piss out of me now days, and, my friend, I've got balls of platinum in these matters.

So unless your looking to get at LEAST $5,000 or $10,000 in your pocket, AND you can look customs in the eye for 30 seconds and never think of your package, forget it.

 

Also, when you were signing up for this (or however you got wind of this), are you sure that you would be getting weed? I mean, for all you know, he could be planting sugar cane... lol. But yeah, it would be a bad idea. Getting drugs across the border is tough, but since they are the virgin islands, I don't remember if customs checks you or not. I went there a few years back, St. Thomas and St. John islands, and it was pretty cool. St. Thomas is really commercial though, it has upscale shops in the harbor, but then poverty everywhere else... its sad. Have a good trip!

 

I missed the part about the Virgin Islands.

In any case, they are US territory- so no Customs. And carrying weed (or whatever) on a domestic flight is no big deal.

 

Wait, so there wont be dogs or anything then??

 

Noo, it's the British Virgin Islands. Not the US Virgin Islands.