I've made up my mind.

lol

Another thing I like about cats is that they clean themselves. Nothing is more hideous than trying to give my parents' wretched dog a bath. God, that things is a mutant.

 

yeah but osmetimes you have to give your cat a bath. they clean themselfs but sooner or later they start to smell like their litter box.

 

ours smells like plain shit.

 

that is because all our cat does is eat, sleep and shit. that is all. that is why it smells like shit all the time.

 

don't forget that he licks his nuts about 70 times a day too

 

dogs act though like a buddy and cats, well, cats just act like they are going to scratch the shit out of your eyes while you are sleeping...

 

My cat acts like a dog.....She isn't as independant as cats are supposed to be. Sleeps with me, has to be in the same room as me...gets mad when we go out.

 

Matts cats are okay, they do watch me while I sleep though and it freaks me the hell out, but other than that, I never see them.

 

Have they watched you having sex yet? Maybe that's why..

My cat sits on the bed and purrs...I think she knows what we're doing....

 

meh, while we are getting down to business, they jump on the bed and start getting in the way...too much of a hassle so we dont

 

Haha.."getting down to business"....

 

I was going to suggest a Golden. They are the best dogs (my opinion).

You want an awesome buddy Golden's are the way to go.


My Golden used to sit next to the bed and lay his head on the bed and look at us with these really sad adorable eyes while we were having sex. Eventually he'd get bored and pass out.

 

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leave it to you to post something as disturbing as that....

 

He does have a lot of ammo

 

ouch! un-normal...

 

I was thinking that too.

I think he needs a reduction. Who the hell could sit on that?

 

that would really hurt, going in a guy or a girl.....owwww

 

haha i dont know but it made my stomach hurt...its a monster

 

that would tickle your brain if you fucked him