my mom came in a sec ago and asked me a question about bellybuttons. She asked "is the core around it suppose to be hard?" I stared at her blankly and said "yes...". She thought it was a tumor, hahah do your parents do anything weird things?
Yes... my parents do that kind of thing all the time. My dad is always freaking out and making me look at his skin with a magnafying glass with him and is always freaking out when he sees something that looks like skin cancer.
oh. my. god my mom... researched spy cameras one time because she thought the house had a bunch of spy cameras in it. We were also talking about school or something like that one time in the car, and she said "shhh... dont talk about personal information" and i said "um. no one else is here" "yes, but the car could be bugged." my mama thinks that either the CIA or Mob or some spies are after her. She thought that our next door neighbor larry bugged our house too, and so she started talking out loud and was like "if you can hear me larry, im going to make a lot of money on this ebay business thing." my mom also refuses to go into stores after 9 AM because shes afraid of the people... like theyll say something mean to her or i dont know what. So, she makes me go into all the stores by myself. If she absolutely has to go to the store by herself, then she goes right when it opens because there arent a whole lot of people there then. My dad... talks to himself. I once snuck into his bedroom when we lived in the VI and hid in his closet. I heard him talking to himself impersonating my mom with the high pitched voice and everything. He said "YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE!" out loud to himself but he basically talks to himself in public almost all the time. he also makes up his own weird ass songs "dog shit on my collar makes me smiiile! " kay
Oh my god, I remember that. My dad got all paranoid after your dad kept mentioning sci-fi conspiracies and things or something.
oh, my mom also searched all over the house one time for spy cameras and recording devices. she even went into the nasty crawl space/ attic thing
my dad was drunk one day and was trying to unlock the attic door with my toothbrush and then that same day opened his drawer next to his bed and peed. I don't know what he was drinking but I want some.... lol
thats yet another reason why i dont like drinking, cause i know ONE of these days, im going to pee in mine, or someone elses drawers.
I miss/resent my father greatly. He does many strange things, a lot of them in a quirky, lovable way. My mom embarrasses me. You all know how she laughs at her own jokes now and brings them up days later and tries to convince me they were really funny. She also hula dances in public.
when my dad gets drunk he's not fun he tried to shoot my brother my mom on the other hand she should always have a drink in her hand
see... yeah, i forgot what i was gonna say... oh yeah, most people should have a drink in their hand at all times
