To Cure Chronic Masturbation:

Try Kellog's Cornflakes or Graham Crackers....that is what they were origionally marketed for.....!

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are you serious?

how did you find that out, that is really weird... haha

 

my town has a monthly magazine

that comes out
and it had a 'did you know'
column that runs each time...and that's where it was..
it also said that a group of crows is called a murder??
that freaked me out, cuz a weak ago
a so called murder surrounded my apartment...creepy.

 

Yep, the cereal was supposed to be so bland and wholesome that it would in no way spur any wild/risky/sexual thoughts.

The band Incubus came out with an album last year titled "A Crow Left of the Murder" which uses the alternative definition.

 

haha!

thats hilarious

i had cereal this morning

but i also wanked today

so i guess thats not going to work for me.

 

I'm not so current with my alternative female rockers, but I believe it was Tori Amos who recorded the song Cornflake Girl which is loosely written about this little piece of Cornflake history. Supposedly, cornflakes would supress your libido and make you more appropriate.

 

Personally, corn flakes have the opposite effect on me.

 

haha that's great scavenger, but I lucky charms get me going

 

I'm sure I also heard that Mr Kellogg who started the company back in the day was a 7th day adventist, so he made heaps of cereal based products to increase the range of food that was vego friendly?

ah well, i'm sure he just frowned on meat in general, whether people were eating it or beating it

 

Usually if a person eats a large amount of mashed potatoes with six or eight slices of bread and a 16 oz bottle of Coke an hour before going to bed at night the desire to masturbate is diminished considerable.

 

that's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard.

 

man if you were eating the cerial and having sex at te same time?