Do any of you Christian folk...

Like to smoke herb?

 

i know there are alot of Christians who smoke, i quit about 3 months ago and i havn't looked back.

 

Smoking is bad for you. It ruins the temple. God gave us plants and herbs to EAT!!! Smoking dope is so wrong!!! Now brownies there is a difference.

But the bible does condone the use of incense in the temples. the body is a temple. Pot smoke smells supper nice to me.

Ok put me in the rotation, puff puff give people, i'm that blunts daddy no need to babysit that muthaphrucker. And if you think you gonna break the rotation you can just break the phrick out!!!!

 

I am not sure I should suggest this, but if you are going to experiment anyway, and if you are well adjusted, good with crowds and have at least some idea of what is going on, then you may very well see God if you experience a brownie and the Mass at the same time.

If you just can't leave the house, then try this - Find a DVD copy of Franco Zifferelli's Jesus of Nazareth. Pop it in, push play, and have a brownie. After about an hour for the herb, and an hour a half for the movie, everything really starts to open up into another dimension. I promise you, if you are open to the experience, then all of this will certainly make a little more sense.

As with all films about Jesus, it seems that no filmmaker, at least so far, has had the vision and creative powers equal to the story. This is widely regarded as one of the best available works to date, however, and while there are a few awkward filmmaking moments, there are many sublime moments that more than compensate for them.

I would love to know how it goes for you.

Peace and Love

 

no real christian would smoke weed... if they do, they arent real christians... everyone knows jesus was about the Opium and not Herb.

Marijuana is the devils plant.

 

my baba used to feed us poppy seeds...opiad poppy seeds i think :H ...all drugs [including alcohol] are stupid anyways...

 

Are you sure that drugs have a low measure of intelligence? They might be sentient- but in an entirely different way than you or I.

 

oh, trust me, ive tried conducting IQ tests...these things rarely even score

 

Alcohol IS sentient, but if the answer to all questions isn't "YEEEEHAAA!!!" then it doesn't score very highly on an I.Q. test.

 

Well arent you a know it all about christians...

 

yea, jesus tells me these things... im just a messenger for him... kinda like Hitler and George Bush... he speaks to me at night, tells me to do things that I normally wouldnt think of doing. Like to love my neighbor, and put opium resin and wine around my crown of thorns for pain relief... Moses was the man who was into the herbs... he was the man with the burning bush was he not...

Well I gotta go, jesus is callin'... i swear some nights we'll talk for hours on end just about life and things like that... he's such a fascinating man... he's single too..

http://www.datejesus.com

 

I went to my grandma's funeral while I was baked. I should try that with church. I mean, rastas smoke in church.

 

Christians are the biggest shitheads around these days. Not only are the dumb bastards irritating as hell but pose a public health hazard as well with their contaminated pattern of thought which oftens leads to confusion and guilt regarding the ejaculation process.

Now the Holy Rollers, those mother fuckers are a real trip with their head banging against the wall nonsense in an attempt to rid the evil body of lucifers bright and charming influence.

If it was up to me I'd see all those bastards commited to an asylum and forced to perform sex acts in front of the staff for the amusement of the perverts who would care to watch that sort of hideous shit.

Other than that I have no problem with the bastards other than for the fact that they are for the most part closet mastubators and buttfuckers.

I mean don't get me wrong, I love the cocksuckers like a boil on my balls it's just that I wouldn't trust a Christian for as far as I could throw one of 'em!

 

how did a thread asking Christians if they smoke dope or not turn into a Christian bashing party? *rolls eyes* not surprising i guess, we get the shitty end of the stick most of the time when it comes to the respect of others. oh well, God told us it would happen. Thanks for fulfilling the prophecy, people! We will love you anyways.

 

I've got your end of the stick danglin' baby!

 

i wish i even knew what that meant. it's ok, i'm slow. Must be because i'm a Christian.

 

oh wow i just noticed you age dude, i have never known another man your age to be so disrespectful and judgmental! I am very sorry you have those characteristics, without love your life will lead you nowhere, and it's never too late to change.

*bows*oh your very welcome, but that is quite the interpretation you have going on there. Is this how you deal with feeling uncomfortable? You don't seem like the type to give any pastor the time of day to even begin to realize whether they are a "wolf in sheep's clothing" or not. By the way, the saying "wolf in sheeps clothing" is out of the Bible! OH NO you have quoted from the holy book! what are you going to do??? oh yah, and when i said that God told us that we would be persecuted for His name's sake, i got that out of the Bible too. So we're both scripture quotin' buddy! Way to make an ass out of YOURself too! thumbs up!

PS....God also told us in the Bible to love our enemies...looks like you want to be one of mine. So, LOVE YA! *hugs and kisses***

 

Seriously, Fuzzy.... get a life.

As to Christian's smoking dope.... I know a few Christian potheads... I toke up on occasion. I don't know if it's right or wrong... but I think the Lord will convict me of it when it's time to quit. So Seahorse, I never knew you smoked. If you don't mind sharing, can I ask why you stopped?

 

HAHA Your soo funny!! I still like You!!
Say what you want I dont hate anyone.
I just feel sorry for you because your going to hell BUt ill still Pray for you.

 

why defend such nonsense.