So I took a drink of my beer, right......

and i felt something touch my lips. I stared at the can for a second and thought, "uh oh. im afraid to find out what it is." Just figuring it was a cigarette butt, i lean over to the light and look down into the can. I couldnt really tell what it was, so i went into the kitchen to pour it out and maybe the object too. it was a good half a beer, and when it was empty i gave it a couple little shakes to see if i could shake out the object. No luck. Can still upside down over the sink, i stick my finger in there and pull out a yellow condom, fully unrolled. I am instantly frozen for about five seconds. All of a sudden, I start to gag uncontrollably. I run out of the kitchen into the hallway, and right then, the first heave comes up. Its a doosy, too. all ovet the wall, video colllection, and a little in the heater vent. But im not done there, folks. I still have to run all the way through the living room, where three buddies of mine are playing super nintendo. I run across the path and trip over both cords, fucking the game and the system all up, right when another stream of puke comes up all over the coffee table and recliner. I regain my balance and bolt out the front door, finishing puking in the front yard. THe condom was used, cuz a couple just got done fucking like five minutes before. luckily it was their house, so i didnt clean my puke up. Fuck them. They deserve to clean it up for putting a used condom in my beer. I am scarred for life. goddamnit.

 

That is fucking gross. So sorry

 

LOL!!11!!1

Thanks for posting that...all of my problem seem so trivial now

 

id be pissed if someone did that to me. yuk

 

I think that could be the most disturbing thing I've ever heard. It's fun to pull pranks on your friends sometimes but I would fucking go ape shit if that ever happened to me.

 

wow, that almost made me puke. not really...but thats just gross. ugh

 

i would have puked on them, turn about is fair play

 

*shudders* That's absolutely disgusting. I would have been puking too. Blech.

 

Don't you wish you'd puked right on them? That's just sooo gross.....I'd be afraid of an STD in my mouth, too......


And the moral of the story children, is never take your eyes off your drink when there are people fucking....

 

Oh god.. I didnt think of that. I gotta go make a phone call.....

 

they owe you a new beer

 

that is seriously n a s t y

i would beat them with a baseball bat if i were you

you shoud really get yourself checked out tho....

 

LOL.. that's wayyy funnnny!.. hehehe

apart from the std risks and blah though.. oh and yuck

Teehee.. haha.. funny shit

 

that is totally and completely fucked up. you should pour the vomit on their heads or make them eat it!!!!

 

EWWW. I'm never leaving my beer alone EVER again at a friends house. Asses would be kicked if it was me in that situation.

I think the karma kicked in though...you got a condom, they got puke all over their house and will have to deal with the terrible smell for quite some time.

 

wow. that is fucking crazy... funny and nasty... *shakes head* hehe

 

i was in a really shitty mood tonite
but after reading that, my troubles seem trivial

 

did you get any cum in your mouth? cuz that would suck

 

damn that soooooooooo sucks!! to think all these years i thought it was so gross that my ex husband grabbed our friends spit can and took a big ass gulp of it.....ew.

 

yeah, it really does suck to be him.....he had something that was on some dude's dick, in his mouth or whatever.... I never really read all of that