which is the better birthday gift?

a bag of nachos, or an abortion?

 

Definitely an abortion. Mmmm death.

 

i dunno nachos are pretty great

 

well you know, i would be happy with ether one.

still those nachos sound pretty good.......

 

Well, I suppose it depends on the situation.

If the person wants a child, I think springing a surprise birthday abortion might not be the best choice

 

Would the abortion be available as a Voucher pass type of thing just in case needed for future use?

What brand of nachos? Does it come with vegan cheese sauce?

 

wow you guys arent very sensitive about abortion...

 

yeah... I think we need more info on the nachos... so we can make an informed decision yeah.

and what nationality is this goo of baby?

 

it's a bit sad really, isn't it?

 

I'm pro-choice. Yay for me.

 

Hahaha I can see that happening.
"Happy birthday!"
"Wow, thanks! What's in the bag?"
"Your present. Here!"
"That was so sweet of you to-" *opens bag* "Um. Thanks (i think) but I want to keep the baby!"
"Well, no use in wasting a free coupon! Come on! 86% off your first one, then the next one's free!"

 

I'm a vegan and a militant feminist so there ya go. No question- an abortion.

 

Hey, and after the abortion, ya got somethin to put on the nachos!

 

This is the saddest thread in the forums...

 

Hmm... to tell you the truth I don't want to eat one. Not because they're so cute. Because they are somewhat disgusting.... and I don't want to eat one.