The sign game

Think of something and put a sign on it:

Examples:

A chastity belt with a sign that reads, "Sealed for your protection".
A large cucumber bearing a sign that says, "Inspected by #12".

Go ahead, give it a try.

 

a glasses for blind people with holographic letters on it who say,"watch out"

 

ID tag for Canadian nickle: "An old woman and her beaver"

 

Bibles for blind people on the aisle marked "The Holy Braile".

 

A thread that says "Dead End"