Give me 3 reasons why I shouldn't kill you.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Der Führer, Jun 12, 2004.

  1. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Thanks - I've been wondering forever why anyone needs to own an UZI. I never thought it was to protect oneself from a poster on an internet message forum.

    P.S. - I'm a bit dissapointed though - I wanted to see your full arsenal considering that there are four registered guns for every citizen in the state of Texas.
     
  2. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I am also feeling enlightened.
     
  3. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Three persuasive reasons you wouldn't want to kill me? Well in your case:

    1) I'm white
    2) I'm not Jewish
    3) I'm not gay

    Now, give us three reasons we shouldn't think you're an immature, socially inept dickhead. And be persuasive.
     
  4. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    lol, good job on turning the tables Newo :p
     
  5. Der Führer

    Der Führer Member

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    Your answers are not good enough, though I must say I find some really fascinating.

    Gesone, you have just been selected to serve the IV Reich. Congratulations my new Citizen, for nothing better could ever happen in your life. You will certainly see the IV Reich flourish, even better, you will be part of Its Glory.

    As for Maverick... I don't need weapons, I can kill you with My own Hands... it's funnier.

    Now, newo, I think watching the progress bar in My window getting bluer 2 pixels per minute while downloading a 4.7 TB file would give My life more sense than to answer to your question.
     
  6. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Congratulations Screwy, it only took you 4 days to come up with that stunning comeback!
     
  7. Der Führer

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    -God- and Jesus were fighting again... I had to interfere.
     

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