Here is my list of GRADE A--CERTIFIED BOOOLSHEEOT: 1- The Government loves you 2- The Government knows what is best for you 3- We are "defending America" in Iraq 4- More laws increase freedom 5- Religion 6- Big Government is good 7- Big Business is worse than Big Government 8- The collective mind 9- Anything a politican says 10- Anything a preacher says 11- Anything a priest says 12- Drug War 13- "Sanctity" of marriage 14- Compulsory taxation 15- INITIAL COERCION of any kind 16- The draft 17- Victimless crime laws 18- Puritan sex laws 19- Statutory rape laws 20- Censorship 21- College makes you smarter 22- Britney Spears is an "artist" 23- Paris Hilton is a good rolemodel 24- Halloween is the Devil's Holiday 25- You saw angels 26- You saw demons 27- You saw Jesus 28- You heard God speak 29- God told you to 30- The Devil made you do it 31- You are psychic 32- You have magic powers 33- Creationism 34- You can talk to dead people 35- Ouija Boards work 36- You were abducted by aliens 37- The Antichrist 38- Heaven 39- Hell 40- THE END IS NIGH!!!!!!
- police are necessary - our military is defending us by invading third world countries halfway across the world - big businesses are good - communism = big government - pat robertson - anything said by a person in a cowboy hat - popular country music is awesome - blink 182 and linkn park are awes0me!!! - 1337speak is dead - if you don't love yer country, get the fuck out - poor people are poor because they are lazy and stupid - rich people are rich because they are intelligent and outgoing - life is like a box of chocolates
God loves you George W. Bush loves you Bill Clinton loves you Hillary would make a good President Republicans Democrats
-crack can kill a first time user -freevibe is right -the government is right -school is cool -marijuana causes skitzophrenia(SP?)
Jerry Falwell Benny Hinn Miss Cleo Sylvia Brown John Edward TBN EWTN Prayer Fasting No atheists in foxholes "True" Christians Social "Security" Homeland Security Click It or Ticket "Choice" in Elections
The "M" in MTV Mandatory Minimums Prison is a Deterrent The Bible Congress Smoking bans in smog-filled areas We need Middle Eastern oil Bush is doing the right thing Democrats are right Republicans are right Atheists hate "God" Jesus is coming back Penn & Teller's show...(LOL, c'mon that was good) American Idol
- you become a republican when you are older - if you fail to become a republican when you are older, you are a moron. theres 2 new ones for the list
