Yall Are Pitiful

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by HippieKiller, Jun 1, 2005.

  1. HippieKiller

    HippieKiller Member

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    DISGUSTING ASS HIPPIES... ONLY THING YOU CREEPS ARE GOOD FOR ARE

    <LI>Parking your car on them.

    <LI>Sending them to war so they get killed instead of real people.

    <LI>Medical testing (they're stupid like animals; just knock them out and give them a shot.. they won't know what happened)

    <LI>Using them for ammo. We should pack them into missiles and launch them over towards Iraq. The smell is potent enough to make any enemy surrender.

    <LI>Target practice.

    <LI>Hamburgers (They want to be in touch with nature, so what better way than to be digested and used as fertilizer? Hippy burgers anyone?)

    <LI>Hippies make great janitors (after all, they have the smell down).

    <LI>Decorations. Add color to your yard with a few hippies impaled on your fence (Dracula style).

    <LI>Hippies make great scapegoats. Bad day at work? Famine? Plague? Cancer? Blame it on hippies.

    <LI>Hippies are always good for kicking.

    <LI>Hippies are fun to tease (good for laughs when you're bored)

    <LI>Raw sewage storage (Hippies will eat anything).

    <LI>Hippies are flamable and make for great campfire fuel.

    <LI>Hippies will do free work to clean up the world (those suckers love earth).

    <LI>Hippies are great for mixing with cement and throwing off bridges.

    Hippies are perfect for running over (always sleeping on park benches and sidewalks).
     
  2. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    youre a fucking pussy. you go and delete all youre posts. Got cold feet? I hope you burn in hell for ruining a good suicidal tendencies song with your name.
     
  3. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    most of the people here aren't hippies
     
  4. HippieKiller

    HippieKiller Member

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    I WENT BACK N EDITED MY POSTS CUZ I RELIZED I DONT WANNA B AFFILIATED WITH U HIPPIES.. AND FUNNY THING IS, IRONICALLY I HOPE ALL U FUCKIN HIPPIES N FAGGOTS BURN IN HELL.. YALL ARE A FUCKIN DISGRACE....
     
  5. NoVictimNoCrime

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    you should attribute the "only thing hippies are good for..." quote to maddox...
     
  6. psilonaut

    psilonaut Mushroom Muncher

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    Best troll evar! I've never seen anybody back out on all of their posts so quickly! Thanks for the laugh cheif ;)
     
  7. Jointman69

    Jointman69 High Nigga Pie

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    Oh MY GOD GEORGE BUSH FOUND OUR SITE! YAHOOO!
     
  8. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    I love this shit. HEY GUY ITS THE FUCKIN INTERNET. GO AND TRY YOUR SHIT TO SOMEBODY FACE TO FACE. All its good here is for a laugh.
     
  9. soccergirl

    soccergirl Member

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    God Damn HippieKiller, was your visit to the Proctologist today that bad. You might want to go back and make sure he didn't leave any instruments in there.
     
  10. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    *yawns*
     
  11. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    seen that thread a few times now.
     

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