you got to keep it simple. ass clown/jockey/pirate are good. then you cna always start qouting southpark: testicle shitting rectal wart ass ramming uncle fucker donkey raping shit eater
it sucks, you can do better than that. this is not your best effort.... though i really don't give a shit either way.
or you can go classic with The Sandlot: Scab eater! Butt sniffer! Pus licker! Fart smeller! pee-drinking crap-face! an so on...
silly **** fuck whore shit eating butt dweller cave monkey I just put a bunch of random words in my head man