seeing as EllissD has not come to the rescue yet, ill play mod! Now, EVERYONE(including me!) needs to jsut chill the fuck out!! .................not chilled? fine heres a joke: A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!
oh uh..it took me like a minute to actualy THINK that i get it..whatever im not really a 'joke' person haha. i mean i dont really laugh at jokes or even tell them!
A black guy and a white guy are walking down the street, and the white guy goes 'hey yo homie is it true that black guys have big cocks?' and the block guy goes 'guys dont say cock you retard motherfucker im gonna fuck you up' so the black guy bashes up the white guy and then a cop comes by and goes 'what the hell are you doing ******?' and the black guy bashes him up of course and so finally, the black guy comes into his hood and there all the other black guys and theyre like 'hey bro wazzup' and he goes nothin i just bashed some white guys up
