If you were the only human left on earth......?

What if every human on earth suddenly dissappeared for 10 years, except for you.....

1) Where would you go?
2) What would you eat/drink?
3) How will you sustain yourself in order to live on?
4) What activities would you do to keep busy?
5) Anything else?

 

why am i the only human?

was their a plague and everyone died? are there still buildings and stores?

 

I changed it to 10 years instead of 1. The 1 year was tooo easy. Anyways, everything is the same except the people just went poof and dissappeared, but they will Poof, be back in exactly 10 yrs.

 

well i am not sure how i'd survive and i dont particuly care but if i were the only human left during summer i'd always be naked, i'd grow alot of herb.

in fact that is probably how i'd keep my self in fresh supply of food, i'd gather seeds from stores and grow my own veggies...

 

i'd go to russia or some place very cold, i'd drink water, kill one animal, and put the meat in the ground [yeah theres permafrost] so i wont have to be worried about veggies that wont grow. and i'd eat fish. and i'd meditate the rest of the time.

 

it sounds like i love to eat animals...i actually don't...but i heard that you can live on fish and water if you eat meat like once in two weeks. i'm sure the vegetables are gonna turn their back on me.

 

why would you go some place cold?

i absolutely hate the cold but that is me...

 

I would go everywhere...and through peoples houses to look through their stuff..
I would drink the finest beer and save the water
to keep me busy I again would go through everyones stuff...I have everything, place to myself so I am pretty sure id be pretty much entertained..

 

ten years of being the only human?

and everything is the same. and we know that in ten years they're coming back...

well obviously i'd get a bloody good car like a seriously fast one...i'd speed to london england. becuause thats where i live obviously. i'd go in to parliamnet and read everything under lock and key. i'd get some tools to open any locked/steel doors with. maybe a bulldozer if nessercary and read everyhing that said top secret.

i'd take a look around the palace...steal the crown jewels and hide them somewhere. i'd basically take all of the royals riches and either destroy or hide them somehwere. i'd wreck the palace... seriously trash it with a fire engine, or several hundred fire engine hoses, i'd get every paint bomb from every store in london and set them off. i'd empty all the animal cages in the country. like rescue homes and stuff like that.

then i'd put them on a bus or a lorry and take them to the palace and let them free...inside. I'd tear up all the paintings on the walls, slice/bonfire/smash/tear down... as much a s i could. i'd proabably try to do that thing off fight club where every one goes 'back to zero'

i'd go to the library get a map and find all of the animal research centres.. drug companies, oil companies, pharmecuticals, and systematically bulldoze the lot into unfixable smithereens.
I'd also systematically. do this first actually. locate every farm in the country and let the animlas out of those tiny cages.every chicken, goose, pig, cow, sheep, . that would be my first mission.
i'd have to stcok up on battries and torches considering electricty wuld soon stop working. and try to get an oxygen mask considering everything would smeel pretty bad for a few years.. with all the rotting food.
until that whiff cleared up id be wearing masks.
so all the animals are free and palace is fucked, drug and other corportations are down.
the next batch would fast food chains. destroy them all.

still in my hefty bulldozer. id use a crane and ball and chain as well. basically whatver massive intrument of destruction available.
then it's time to get rid of the governmet. wreck the place. completely.
now im thinking that if england is done. and people are coming back i'd better even things out. and do the same to the rest of the world.

so this is the bloodyscary part. leanr how to fly a helicopter. or if the planes systems are still working. chance it and prgram a jet to get there automatic style. if that fails... learn how to fly and then just go for it.
so america is my next stop. i would first free the animals.

second destroy the white house. just blow it up. its not my country really so i'd make it BOOM. and any other places significant in the american economy, power . etc. wipe em out. thirdly. do the same to the drug companies. they are big, i would destroy monsanto and glaxo and shell. then esso, macdonalds, id also destroy the media place..wherever theyre based. id destroy all media communication sites.

actually on second thoughts i would blow up the whole of new york. and keave all that wonderful countryside for the animals to enjoy.
on thrid thoughts id do this.

id sytenatically destroy every city or town or place of 'industrial residence' in these countries... england, america, china, i'd slighlty havoc and destruct all the european countries, for being better off than the rest of the world. i'd destroy all landmarks, or buildings of national importance. like the eiffel tower, the sydeny opera house, golden gate bridge, any of those things. all statues and monuments in the world. excpet for places like africa, india, egypt, russia, and any other oppressed country in the world.

'id get all the top secret information from every governemt and destroy all governmet buildings. wipe out any hope of them having any info, place or stauts to work with.

and then....this is the difficult part. i'd resrearch and locate every weapon, army barracks, bullet, and poor sea, will have to deal with them all getting put on several thousand giant marine ships being sent to sea with a time bomb on them and kabbbooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

the sea and fishes will be fucked totally for a while and i'll take on the karma for their deaths. but all of the weapons in the world be gone. and then id have to find wheere they all made, and what theyre made form. and then destroy all the places that are set up for building them.

considering that most places would be wrecked by now and anrachy would rule as the poeple came back. i'd most likey try to detstroy as many flying viechles as possible. incase somone decieded to invade and conquer..that sort of thing.

so governmet, weapons, artefacts, drug companies, animal testing centres, royalty, all obliterated.

i'd cruise around in my very fast car, occasionally goign in a helicopeter to spew animal feed from giant bags into fields.
i'd go to the mountains and rivers, and lakes and chill chill chill.
i'd also get all the best walking equpment available. stock up on that. then also have tonnes of maps to tell me where all the coach/fast car stores were.and when the walking got too much. or i wanted to be in another part of the world quiker than the time itd take to walk there. id speed on a fast machine.

i would smoke alot of weed. drink alot of water. wear no clothes. [if it wasnt freezing cold]
shave my hair off.

get the best violins from the shops. stack them all up in the back of my open topped car.

learn to ride horses bare back. get a horse and cart. get some puppies to follow me around. keep them breeding and have tonnes of them. when they seemes od enough leave them to fend for themselves.

go to all the museums and touch everything. sing all the time at the top of my voice.

get every single cd ive ever wwanted for the cd player in the car thatll obviously work from the car battery.
and laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh like a manaic from the top of a mountain and think. ha ha. wait till you all get back and see what i've done. ha ha.

 

oh god, i didnt read that and i am not going to but damn! some one put way too much effort into this... and what a pitty it may have been worth reading but since there arent any paragraphs i am not going to strain my eyes...

 

i dont care,. it was fun and i feel purged of hate for human kind now.

 

yeah it's cool, i maybe attacking your post (if anyone really wants to look at it like that) but dont worry i dont have anything personally against you.

so long as you got something worth while out of it then it's all cool!

 

it was fun!

 

Keramptha,,,your post rocked and was grand fun to read...you scare the bejesus out of me a bit and will probaly get eaten by a lion as soon as you let it out of the cage but it was all good!!

 

i agree with shroomy id just go thru peoples stuff. that'd keep me entertained for 10 years. and i set up little notes to people and traps for when they poofed back. id drink all the wine and go thru all the confidential government files make photocopies for blackmail later on.

 

I'd pack up two week supply of recreational living supplies (food, alcohol, etc...), take over one of those huge plantation mansions in Georgia, raid the local movie rental and electronics supply stores for entertinment materials and a good home theatre system. Run arrouind to all the local hardware stores and grab up as many gas powered generators as I could fit in a u-haul. Steal a gasoline truck or two for juice. Then entertain myself until the nuclear reactors all melt down from lack of supervision and destroy the world (should take about two weeks). Then overdose on morphine before the radiation sickness gets to be unbearable and check out. When everyone else comes back, they won't live long, what with the radiation that will be poisoning the planet and all, so there's no point in leaving a note.

 

I'd probably walk around naked. Yea, that's it really.

 

You could do that now...send pictures.

I would trip out on LSD, loot and exhaust all resources...hell, I'm a libertine...what do you expect?!?

 

ID FREE ALL THE ANIMALS















Then hunt them down, one by one

 

As sad as that thought is, yeah...I would do what you would do....no sense in anything else, really...