Going to war with mars.

oh shit! this looks bad...


HOLD ME, BILLY!

 

Wow...that just made my day a lot brighter. Thanks man!

 

I woulndt put it past him

 

damnit and that was my plan B place to move to

 

Better watch yourself then they might think your in kahoots with the martians

 

We have had an alliance with the martians for the past 300 years. I dont think bush is ready to take on THAT power. I mean, why do you think USA is where its at now?

 

You didnt know? Right after a president is sworn in he's taken to the "Red Room" In the white house where he has a meeting with satan and he offically signs over his soul to him.

 

i have to return to my pod

 

But, na dude thats what they want you to think. Its all part of there agenda. They have everything planned before hand. All this is already written. THEY KNOW

 

The "Red Room" ain't on no cross road. He's gotta go to 'Bama for that my friend. However, Bush didn't sell his soul to the devil, he sold his soul to 12 year old Japanese boys.

 

I gotta shit. I want to do it on the white house lawn

 

Me too, Ill drive

 

I had the chance to not too long ago.. should've taken advantage.

 

Lets go, I got plenty whiskey tonight, ROAD TRIP

 

Im usually here,

 

Too bad I'm the closest ... to the "House"

 

We won't make it onto the lawn so we are going to have to try and shoot it through the fence.

 

Im sure we can find some of that 4 dollars for a gallon shit,

 

I got one camera i think i need film though

 

I think i can get one of those moving vans right down the road. Ya gotta keep a look out though:H