I'd say... ...Patrick Patrick Patrick Patrick and Patrick... ...but I dunno if I really want to coz he's kind of smelly.
my five people.. wooould be.... ...ooh gimme a sec prooobably, sam, with some sort of fruity shampoo, but he might hog it all shelly, cause she could balance the bottle on her head and call it her whore, maybe with something like sandalwood shampoo (they should make that!) ... ... this is hard syra, cause if we took one when we were drunk we could have a ton of fun probably'd end up using ketchup or something definitely meg, just because she's meg and she'd be real hot to take a shower with and we'd probably use her hawaiin ginger crap and the fifth one is a secret :H