This is soooo weird

I found out the chick I was trying to get with's mom's maiden name is the same as my last name, I mean there is a chance we are related. I've tried to trace my family history before and came up with nothing.... there is no way for me too know...

 

hmm... at school i'm always getting asked if i'm related to brooke schulte or something like that and that's my last name, but we're not related at all and i've never met this girl or anything. i think she's like a grade or so above me.

 

ya never know, but then again, there are alot of people with the last name smith that arent related.

 

yeah, but my name is Grzegorczyk

 

Mmmm... well... if I were you I would try to find out if you were related or not before trying anything with this girl. Just ask your parents or someone in your family old enough to know who married who, who is whose father, etc.
I hope you find out you are NOT related

 

you may be fucked

 

incest is the best

 

or your mother

 

nothin like spending quality time with your family.....father, mother, daughter, sister and brother.

 

when I feel the urge, I start wackin

 

I gave up doing it during court.....after the last time. The judge could have just held me in contempt, but no. He decided to have his way with me, and his dick was so damn big, my asshole is still stretched from it. Shit just falls out, and I don't even have to wipe anymore.

 

I've dropped child sized turds out, and never even realized it, until I stepped back and tramped in it.

 

ur tellin me. It got under my toenails and everything. do you know how hard it is to dig pieces of turd corn out from under your toenails?

 

oh you two...

Duck, I already talked to you abuot this. Hope it works out for you, sweetie

 

I wouldnt go around throwing your very uncommon last name around on the net like that. just my opinion.

 

speaking of smith, if you look in a NC phonebook there are 28 pages of people with the last name smith.....

 

I was going to post something but I can't get Dualing Banjos out of my head.

 

no one has my last name..im the only one..pointless remark, yes, yes it is...

 

if youre the only one, then how did ou get it in the first place?

 

ya know what i meant, i knew someone would say that