we chose the cake over the intestines....

Alright my 2 guy friends and i were hanging out, driving around... and we went to the grocery store and bought a deep n delicious chocolate cake, and stole 3 forks from the deli.... then we walked out into the hilly field behind the mall and smoked some...then we were leaving to go wat the cake in is car.... and we found a circle of flattened grass, about 4 feet in diameter, and in this circle, there was no blood, fur or skin, but there was a giant white sausgae like thing, and a cord that looked like an intestine or umbilical cord and then another different shaped sausage/stomach/liver thpe thing... we all thought it was human intestines... it could easily be. it could be an animal though but its too big for a dog. ANyways we were freaking out about it and wondering as we stood ther staring at it and the best idea we could come up with is "eat the cake" so we just walked back to the car, ate the cake, drove off, broke into an abandoned church and smoked more.....then drove back to town (I know, smoking and driving not cool)
So what should be do about the guts? this was yesterday afternoon...... I dont know how long they've been there

 

hmmm very weird. i guess i would tell some authority about it. you wont get into any trouble and even if it's animal remains, it's probably best if they're cleaned up anyway.

 

Human intestines arent much bigger than a dogs... Fuck rabbit intestine are big. Could be pig from the grocery store?

 

Was the cake any good?

 

maybe some chick had a baby right there and the circle was her ass print when she lied down. then her boyfriend delivered the baby and cut the unbillical cord off and left it there cuz there was no trashcan near. yes...it all makes perfect scence man! wow im smart for once.
Peace and Love now,
Jerry (Lizzy)

 

Go back and get them then make up some mad story then hit someone in the face with them and say a ha you got hit in the face with my mates intestines lol.

 

great question i hope he awnsers but i don't like frosting

 

It could have been any animal intestines. Animals get killed in the wild all the time.

 

wenis had the most logical answer. go with what he said.
its not healthy for umbilical cords or intestines be left around.
though if its out in no where you might want a simple story if they ask you
what you were doing.