need sex, hate chemistry, and never really feel like my ears are truly clean

There

You have just been updated on the essence that is *dramatic pause* FONTELLA!

 

better yet, hire a hooker to make something in chem that will clean out your ears

 

I forgot to add that I'm temporarily out of cash

hookers are expensive

 

yes chemistry does suck shit which is why i will be skipping my chem lecture today but unfortunately i still have to go to the 4 hour lab GHSAKSSA

hmm yes. i think biochemistry is worse though

 

I have a poster of a mock Table of Elements, instead it instructs you on how to make alcoholic mixed drinks.


That's about as far as my chemistry knowledge extends for obvious reasons.

 

I'm confused. Are you saying you want a one night stand with Hellen Keller?