Christian Chat

Today I went into a Christian chatroom and asked if anyone could sell me some weed. It was funny. They kicked me, but before they did this one guy kept going JESUS LOVES YOU, JESUS LOVES YOU. Hehehe. I'm going to do it again.

 

haha

 

Pft... this isn't true.

 

You must be really bored. I still think those are the Christian people who ruin the entire religion. I've met few really great Christian people but then again, I've met the other 3/4ths who are just awful.

 

Yeah there's good and bad. The bad one's seem to stand out more because, shit, what good is it having a bible if you can't beat someone to death with it?

 

oh, aren't you so fucking cool now.....

 

Funny, since I've been in the town I'm in now I've met a cpl Hari Krishnas I'd like to kick the shit out of.

 

All I want to know is what the hell happened to Kirk Cameron

remember when he was the funny loving Mike Seaver...

I just want to beat the crap out of him now with his all mighty religious self...
what a waste...

 

It is.

 

i guess my question will remain a mystery...

 

Noone knows, shroomy......but if you should happen to see him, stay back.

 

haha, do you think some cult got a hold of him and such when he was younger...

 

I think so. Have you heard his spiel? He's very insulting to all other religions, calling them "figments of your imagination".......

Also, if you have ever lied even once, you are a liar and a sinner....why bother living if everything I do is a sin? Not my beliefs....but hey, I guess if he wants to join a cult he can.

 

what a nut...
i see him on tv sometimes and he is such a jack ass.. I just want to kick him in the head..
I know, I cant stand it when people say things like the above...i guess its a sin to be human..
I would disown him if he was my son

 

He's also a vegetarian...

 

well that explains it all

 

Hahaha....
Be careful or you'll get bible thumped........WWJD?

 

haha...
that old lady i work with, makes braclets like those and gives them to me and i try to give her that "please dont ever give me something like this again" idea by throwing it in the trash...
she gives me paper with jesus on it, i ask her if i could use it as toilet paper.. no wonder she hates me.. I think Ill ask her if she knows Kirk Cameron...
its just annoying when people bring their religion onto your plate, its very unecessary, ya know...

 

I know. It's like "I know what your religion is, and if I need more info, I'll ask...."

Like when the Johova's Witnesses come knocking.....

 

those are the worst, they always come real early and then when you dont answer, they look in your windows and such...
when i lived at home this guy came around and handed out jesus videos...