How To Start Your Own Revolution 1) write out your manifesto, keep it simple and to the point. Max. 1 page in length, and print a zillion copies of it. 2) create your uniform. Make yourself as colourful and noticable as possible. Get yourself a box or crate to stand on, to give yourself some height. 3) find a street corner. A high traffic one is ideal. This is where you can rant about your revolution, and hand out your flyers. Keep yourself hydrated, you are going to be here for a while. Keep going for a few hours, making your point to as many people as possible, and hand out all your sheets. 4) start a hunger strike to prove your cause. Get local papers involved, and make sure they have a copy of your manifesto to quote in their articles. 5) get at least 3 friends involved w/in 48 hours. Make sure the local media picks up on the crowd that is following you on your mission. 6) if necessary, go back to your street corner within a week to continue your rant. The longer you persist, the more your point will get across. If your friends can work the other three corners of the intersection, then kudos for you. 7) remember that violence and negativity aren't the answer. Work for positive change. Focus less on the negative and more on the positive. As I tread lightly on this planet, I learn.
First you have to have an agenda, and then you gather support for that agenda, and if you get enough people, you've in effect started a mini-revolution....
Genocides always get people's attention... we need a new scapegoat anyway. Which minority to choose... hm... I'm stuck between invertebrats and right-wingers.
