fellow prisoners of england,

i hope you enjoyed this years two day summer

 

it was indeed most enjoyable, little warm for my liking...

 

yes, a whopping 20 degrees, nearly blew me away!













*blank stare*

 

20 degrees celcius and i wasn't wearing sun tan lotion, risky..


..at least it didn't make the headlines like last summer: 'hot day in england'

 

yeah well i didn't leave my darkned room for fear i'd explode when faced with real light....

yeah that was amazing (the newspaper)

 

it was 32 degrees there and it reached headlines

i was in spain at the time and it was 35 degrees and people were walking around in jumpers

 

what

 

Tis fukcing nice up in Scotland as well. Probably a bit chilly for you english 'chaps' though

 

wow

 

i find it insufferably cold when it drops below 20


THIS FUCKING COUNTRY IS KILLING ME

chris-don't call me english, i still love you despite that

sam-i want your babies

 

But your used to more of an english climate than scottish...

Its around 20 here. Thats pretty hot

 

i thought as much

 

Hughs foolproof weather system


below 20-cold
20-25-cool
26-30-warm
30-35-very warm
36-40-hot
40 plus-ball bustingly hot

 

I really wish the weather was done in every day language, like, fuxck its hot today and s'gonna be cold. Istead of bullshit.

 

and now over to our black weatherman


"sgown rain!"

 

family guy?

 

hell yes

 

Ive not seen that one (i only get ones ive downloaded) but it seemed pretty typical of it

 

its a truly awesome line

 

indeed it is