Define different words of a Penis

The lil Captin......hehe

 

The Firehose, the White worm... Mr. Dangly... How I love penis innuendo.

 

Willy Wonka
Pee Wee Herman
Rodney Dangerfield

 

moby dick?

 

One eyed John Thomas
One eyed monster
Wedding Tackle
Meat n two veg

 

Let me indroduce you to the lyrics of a Tom Green song that I hold dear It's called 'Pet Names For Genitalia'

Mutton dagger,
Old blind Bob,
Hanging Johnny,
Fishing rod,
Tally wacker,
Pocket rocket,
One eyed trouser trout,
Ding dong,
Ankle spanker,
Pork sword,
Engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog,
Davy Cockett,
LET THEM ALL HANG OUT!

CHORUS-
Pet names for genitalia,
You know the girls think of 'em,
And you gotta love 'em!
Pet names for genitalia,
Theres always something silly
Of that little Willy!

Wang,
Wahzoo,
Weenie wacker,
Pecker,
Pee Pee,
Kidney cracker,
Heat seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick,
Love whistle,
Tube stick,
Uncle Dick,
THIS IS GETTING REALLY SICK!
I'm not through,
There's ONE more,
PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

 

and i introduce you to the monty python song, the penis song:


Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

 

Hehe, that really says it all doesn't it

 

my boobs are named whore and shit-face




not really

 

I've heard that they grow better and hang less if you name and talk to them

 

I know a kid who named his testes Acid and Vinegar... I got quite a kick out of that.

 

Howsyerfather. ahhhhahah

 

acid and vingar...ha!

 

I think perhaps the title is a misnomer....

one eyed trouser snake...

 

what?

 

I love that pic in you sic wynter... totally dig those eyes and the hair

 

really thank you ....i like it too....it makes me feel good when people say that....because hardly anyone says..... you are very nice

 

hehe, thanks... I like when I make people feel good And it just came to my mind so I thought I'd tell ya

 

really ...that was very kind of you....I dont have to say that you are beautiful by looking at a pic ...you are beautiful in ways with words....you have a kind soul ...I love ya **hugs**

 

Love you too **Hugs back**