i get this phone call at 1:20 this morning

mind you, i was asleep at 1:20 this morning

"hello?"

"hiiiii sweetie"

"um "

"i was just talking with paul"

"who?"

"paul, your son in law"

*really akward silence*


"i think you have the wrong number"


"oh im sorry ''

 

could it be...im your son in law?!?!?!?

 

yeah, im sure it was the "wrong number"

whos your husband?

 

woah


fucking weird

 

hahahaha....what the fuck.

 

you guys are so difficult


i tried to find out where it came from, the area codde was 888 and i thought virginia, cause i know george's area code has a shitload of 8's (ok fine its like..one 8)


but it wasn't it said it couldn't find the number

which kinda creeps me out

 

hmm thats odd.

 

haha, my area code is 828

 

I don't get any interesting phone calls late at night. I do enjoy imporsonating a hastings employee though.

 

hastings and hastings ?

 

becky, yer in luck i found my little book with every area code in the US and some in canadia whoregay's is 804, apparently, (the only one in virginia with an 8)...



um...and i can't find 888 anywhere. are you sure that's it?

 

the only phone calls i get for me now are from the @$@#$%!!@#! army.

the last phone call i got was rediculous...i tried to be nice and actually talk to him for a bit, knowing he was going to ask me if i needed to join the military or some bullshit, and then i try to get off the phone, and they wont let me. And even after he said "i know you must get tired of talking to me, i know i would", he says "now, did ya know that the army has a full on band you could join?" what a bastard...

 

I don't know what your tlaking about, I can't spell tonight.

 

they wouldnt LET you off the phone? hang up pauly do i need to come over and slam the receiever down D:

 

Do it! Do it! Do it!

I just want something to happen.

 

haha, some dude from the marines or something told me about the band too..

i told him i didnt want to kill innocent people and that i liked living. :H

 

becky are you sure it was 888? there's not a number on there that says 888. yers is 602, no?

 

alright, put down the book







yes, i'm positive it says 888 on the caller id

 

i've done that before, but i was really bored that time around, so i thought i might as well talk to him for a while.

 

but then he pissed me off