Whats the most embarassing thing thats happened to you during sex?

Come on then, I'm sure everyone has had something embarassing happen to them whilst they've been doing the dirty with someone, lets hear your stories!

My worst one was one time at my ex's house. We were in her bedroom doing it when her mum banged on the door and went 'I know you 2 are fucking each others brains out and I don't care, but keep the noise down!'

We laughed so much we couldn't carry on

 

ok nothing really embarrassing has happened to me except for getting caught in a public bathroom....lol.....but my brother and his girl were doing it and she was riding him.All of a sudden she was like we gotta stop....he said no just one more sec......and less than a minute later she shit all over him......hahahahahAhaa

true story

 

The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me personally was when me and my ex were having sex and we switched positions. He wasn't quite hard anymore. I got really mad because I thought we weren't going to be able to have sex anymore. I hadn't gotten off yet and so I yelled at him.

Now, not knowing that all I needed to do was give him a few seconds to recharge, I sat there and bitched. He just looked at me, told me it would have only been a second, but for being mean I was getting nothing.

I must have been really emotional because I sat there and bawled. I cringe thinking about that still. I acted like such an idoit and ruined the mood for days.

I've been caught by parents before, but that feeling doesn't compare to acting like an ass in front of my partner!

 

Well the only thing I've tried that was emberrasing, was that me and some of my friends have this thing going, who can have sex the funniest places with points and stuff. (Yeah I know, kinda dumb right?)

So I convinsed my girl that it would be fun having sex in the changing room, and since nobody was having athletics at that time we thought that there was no harm in that. So we got in and started slowly, then when we both were about to climax we heard the sound of footsteps, but as we all probably know you can't just stop when on the eve of a climax. So we climaxed and then the door knob (handle thing) was turned, I paniced so instead of covering up I started running towards the door.

So they basicly opend a door and saw me running towards them in order to close it again, with a semen dripping penis and a naked girl in the background.

The whole thing is not that bad if it wasn't for one thing... Damn those camera phones!!!

 

I was with a girlfriend I had recently met. I was going off to college in two weeks. We were in the back of my parents 1970 VW Squareback. I pulled down her jeans and panties and started going down on her. She picked up my head and asked "What are you doing?". She was a HS freshman and never heard of oral sex! I first asked her to go down on me, she said big hairy telephone poles weren't meant to go there. Oh well....

Another time about 10 years ago I started going down on a GF. Poor thing didn't mean to but she farted right up my nose as her muscles relaxed. I turned her over and spanked her. What else could we do but laugh....

 

Many many moons ago my woman (then) and I were skrogging on her couch, when her mother came home. We had about enough warning to throw a blanket over us. I think we were both naked from the waist, so we had shirts on. Her Mom comes in and doesn't even miss a beat. It was obvious she knew. She kept asking me to do stuff, like carry her groceries in for her, help her put them away, etc., knowing I couldn' tmove until she gave me time to get pants. Later she told my girl she was onto us and wanted to give me a hard time. We didn't fool around at her place for a long time after that.

 

Oh man.... My first time, no competition..... I BLED like you wouldn't believe! I still hate thinking about it. Thankfully, it was with a really special person and he was SO amazing about it.... Lol, he just looked at me and said, "Okay, so now I know you weren't lying about being a virgin!!" I wanted to DIE!


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I don't think I've ever had an embarassing moment, but the second time (not the first, mind you), it still hurt, so I screamed at him. It more or less just came out as a garbled yell and he jumped out. It's really funny now. I think it was then, too, but a bit painful and awkward. I've had extremely awkward sex, too! The last guy I was with was 6'1" and he had a tiny Ford Ranger and we tried to have sex in the cab and he kept hitting his head and we just could not make it work. But it wasn't embarassing, just annoying.

 

I farted... and I was totally devastated..... hehehehe

 

how cute!!!!
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The most awful, cringey thing that's ever happened was nearly snapping a guy's dick :& That was kind of his fault too though. Argh, the look of sheer pain on his face!

 

Hows that work then? I've heard of it supposedly happening but never understood what it means. I'm sure its not acutaly snapping it in half

 

Oh my friend did snap his once...took months to recover! I just inflicted serious pain...there was, shall we say, slippage, and then a replacement but in the wrong place...

 

my boyfriend and i were trying a new position and i felt like i was ready to climax but i queefed instead

 

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one time me and a guy did the deed and after he had left, i wasnt sure where he had put the used condom... he didnt tell me where he had put it.. i looked for hours and i couldent find it.. So i just assumed he has flushed it..

later on my mom comes up to me with a weird look on her face..

"I found the rubber darlin" Her exact words....
I was like "omg"......


She said that she found it in my sink... Good thing she did though..
Because my dad was gunna fix my sink later on that day
and he would have surley seen it, and flipped on me.

 

I laughed so hard when I read this. Your wording is priceless.

Really,they can snap. There's a vein or a tube inside and it can rip in half...especially if there is umm slippage. It can ruin a guy forever if he doesn't get it taken care of by a doctor.

 

I actually had something very similar to this,to happen with me. I got so mad at my ex and he cried! We stopped of course,it totally ruined the mood. I felt horrible. He felt even worse for crying.

 

cheating my gf while she was sitting just beside me with my ex-gf! I guess this things happens when you drink lol...

 

my story doesn't involve actual sex, but i was like 14 or 15 and messing around with some random guy on the beach. it was my first time doing anything sexual, and i had had a few drinks and started to go down on the guy...but i forgot i had gum in my mouth. i didn't really know what i was doing and i gave up after awhile because it was awkward and i couldn't make him cum. i found out later that the gum i was chewing got stuck in his pubes & he had to cut off all his pubes that night in the hotel room on spring break. haha he was an asshole anyway. i found out that his friends called, and still do, call him GUMBALLS haha

 

alright i gotta say that this tread is hilarious and i loved reading it...i wish i had a more embarassing story like some of your but the ony one that i can recall (but there are probably worse ones) is one time when me and my girlfriend were really into it and then it just went off after like 15 seconds...that doesnt usually happen to me at all but for osme reaosn it was really just like a matter of seconds...so when it went off i was just like..."i'm sorry." probably not the first words a girl wants to hear after sex.