I Am So Fucking Attracted To Women

Discussion in 'Women's Forum' started by marquee, Jun 18, 2004.

  1. marquee

    marquee Member

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    god, i love women! did you know that im horny all the time?. you know something else?! i once jacked off 11 times in one day! yeah thats right ladies, ill bet ya'll want a piece of me... OH YEAH!
     
  2. Earthy Mama

    Earthy Mama Feel my wrath... ;)

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    *rolls eyes* uck go post this in the love and sex forum. Your 15, of course your horney all the time and jack off alot. Its called hormones. And hate to break it to ya but its a common known fact that some men like women. :p
     
  3. marquee

    marquee Member

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    i think my post very much furthers the cause of the feminists. in the love and sex forum it wouldnt have made the political impact its gonna make here.
     
  4. Sage-Phoenix

    Sage-Phoenix Imagine

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    LOL and what impact's that then?

    TTFN
    Sage
     
  5. mick_jagger_is_so_hi

    mick_jagger_is_so_hi Member

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    hehehehehe!!! :p
     
  6. MaxPower

    MaxPower Kicker Of Asses

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    You, sir, are a sissy. In my hormone-enraged prime I once pleasured myself 23 times in a 24 hour period. I basically ate and wanked, minius the eating. The next day I could barely stand up, forget about walking. But it was a good day nonetheless.
     
  7. marquee

    marquee Member

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    maxpower, you are truly an inspiration to us all.
     
  8. lunar forest

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    Not to encourage your seemingly sillieness, but what impact do you seriously think your post is going to make?

    Corect me if I am mistaken, but I was under the impression that feminism had nothing to do with making people horny. In fact, I would go so far as to say that in ways it cam be the complete opposite.
     
  9. Jedi

    Jedi Self Banned

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    Are you kidding?

    Feminists are so hot, You can take over my world anytime ;)
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    J/k (BTW).. lol
     
  10. Acid_Rain

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    no sweety, i don't want a piece of you
     
  11. meishka

    meishka Grease Munky

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    if you jerk off as quickly as possible it'll reflect in your sexual performance by u blowing your load in a minute and waiting an hour for u to get it up again. you gotta take it slow and learn to control your orgasm if you want the girls to come and stay with you.
     
  12. lunar forest

    lunar forest Member

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    Ha, good advice!
     
  13. ratsnestofdreds

    ratsnestofdreds Member

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    prime example of the american man
     
  14. rocknroll_girl

    rocknroll_girl Member

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    Yep, women hold an incredible amount of sexual power, as this thread demonstrates.
     
  15. maryjaneguitargurl

    maryjaneguitargurl I am just like you.

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    hahahahhahahahahahha


    peace
    chickens
     
  16. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    She wants the whole thing... (ya right :p)
     
  17. Bohemian_Child

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    my g.d youre right! I want you. Now. Ive been looking for a guy i can hang out wiht, have a good conversation about politics and more importantly how to make oh so impactful political statements, and most importantly watch jack off 11 times in a day.

    Seriously- i need you.
     
  18. NCF145

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    I wouldn't brag about how many times you were able to jack off in one day. Oh and you think you are horny now? Just wait until you are 20-22. That is all you think about.
     
  19. sexmoron

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    Marquee, I just hope you were'nt gaping at that Frank Zappa Poster while you were wanking it.

    How come you got no posters of naked women on your site
     
  20. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    did you tape it? i want evidence, i don't believe you.
     

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