Maybe if you wish upon a falling star with all your might. And sacrifice some virgins. I dunno what it'll do, but couldn't hurt.
Don't sacrifice virgins, sacrifice wanton whores......... at least you can change virgins to the other... versatility is nice unless they're nuns, go ahead and sacrifice them......
how about kiddie porn afficianado priests? perhaps "virgin"..... shit I'm not writing that again kiddie porn afficianado priests God bless copy paste......