Republican Posers

Discussion in 'Politics' started by CyberFly, Jun 8, 2005.

  1. CyberFly

    CyberFly Banned

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    Once right wingers find a place where anyone can voice their views, they lurk, pretend they are liberals, and then distort the truth. Lol...maybe if we ignore the republican bullies they will go away. I don't think so.

    Bush lied to get us in the Iraq war. Who are we to believe about the real numbers of the young people of dying for oil right now?

    Some say that Washington is minimizing the amount of American soldiers being killed.

    http://www.iraq-war.ru/article/45244
     
  2. Pointbreak

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    This reminds me of something...

    [Mark is painting a wooden chair, and a kid, Bruce, comes by on his bike.]




    Bruce: So you're painting a chair, eh?

    Mark: Yeah, that's what I'm doing, all right.

    Bruce: That's why I stopped.

    Mark: I see.

    Bruce: So I suppose you want me to paint your chair.

    Mark: No, thanks, I'm doing fine.

    Bruce: Oh, okay. There's this kid in my class, and she lives on her own without any parents or guardians, and she's eight. And she took the number off her house so the cops can't find her to take her to jail, and also, she took off the mailbox, so they can't send her a letter and say she's in trouble and has to go to jail.... and she's eight like I say.

    Mark: Eight? That's young.

    Bruce: Yeah. And in the garage is a skeleton of a coyote. And it's one of those real valuable ones, and that guy from the news already tried to buy it three times.

    Mark: Really.

    Bruce: Yeah. So I guess you want me to paint your chair.

    Mark: No I'm doing fine, thanks.

    Bruce: okay. There's these guys, and they smoke.

    Mark: They smoke.

    Bruce: Yeah!

    Mark: Wow.

    Bruce: And they're *bad*! And you know what??? They taught a dog to smoke! Do you believe that?

    Mark: Sure, I believe that.

    Bruce: Yeah, well it's true! And they taught him to beg for cigarettes! Door to door! So when this poor little devil would ring your door bell with his paws, you'd know right away what he wanted! So you'd give him a cigarette, and he'd take it back to these guys that waited by the fence to smoke, and they didn't care who saw them smoke! These guys sure smoked!

    Mark: Really.

    Bruce: I guess I should go...

    Mark: Yeah, thanks for stopping by.

    Bruce: (waits a couple of seconds.) Okay, I'll stay. Hey! Did you ever eat a snowball???

    Mark: No, no I didn't.

    Bruce: Onions is all I eat.

    Mark: Wow.

    Bruce: Oh, yeah, the government wanted me to tell you that in the sewer there's this animal that's killing everything and nothing can stop it, and the only thing that can even slow it down...is REALLY EXPENSIVE PERFUME! Do you wanna know why?

    Mark: (paints chair quickly without answering)

    Bruce: You wanna know WHY?

    Mark: Why?

    Bruce: CAUSE ITS GOT A METAL HEAD!!! (laughs goofily) Scary, eh? Yeah... Why are you painting so fast?

    Mark: I just wanna get this done before the rain comes.

    Bruce: Well, I already painted a bunch as a science fair project. My dad and I, one time, one summer, we built a veranda without any tools. Therefore, I should paint your chair.

    Mark: Well, you can paint this bit right here, okay? (hands Gavin the paintbrush.)

    Bruce: What would something like that pay?

    Mark: (grabs paintbrush back.)

    Bruce: In England, everyone only has one spoon.

    Mark: Yeah. And that's your spoon for your entire life, right? And if you lose it, you starve to death unless someone in your family wills you their spoon. And they have spoon millionaires in England, right?

    Bruce: I kind of heard that, yeah. So should I come in your house now and eat?

    Mark: No.

    Bruce: I can't have an onion?

    Mark: No. Bruce: Okay, I gotta go, I'm in the middle of a big Bike race!
     
  3. Eugene

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    hehehe kids in the hall was the shit. Funniest thing to come out of Canada since SCTV.
     
  4. HonkyTonk

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    Ever watch that show the Critic? It's a good show.
     
  5. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    Hells ya!
     
  6. Boss_d.j.

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    cyberfly finally got banned :)
     
  7. robostiltzkin

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    SCTV was second city, out of Chi-town. Lot of canadians on the cast, though. Got any back bacon, eh?



     
  8. Eugene

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    I thought that they had a second city-toronto where most of the canadians on SCTV got their start...
     
  9. FNA

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    ? This is a weird thread. How did the topic change from something so meaningful to this pointless TV drivel? This guy was banned? Why? For what he posted above??? Am I missing something here?
     
  10. Piney

    Piney Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Check out the rants on Cyber-fly's posts.


    Kimora got busted DWO[​IMG]
     
  11. Co0kiezGurl

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    mmm, this has to be the most entertaining thread I've ever seen that was started by Cyberfly :D
     
  12. CyberFly

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    Whatever....

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  13. GraffitiSoul

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    i like cyberflys rants...some of them
     
  14. LSDSeeker

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    What's pathetic is how you ignore the collusion of the Democrats in getting us into the war. Most Democrats voted in favor of the war. Even John Kerry didn't have it in him (as I recall) to consistently and explicitly oppose the war. He mouthed off some rhetoric only when the polls started to question the wisdom of going to war, long after the fact.

    Bush's biggest poodle is the Laborite Tony Blair.
     
  15. GraffitiSoul

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    yes democrats did support the war based on republican lies...
    u have the idiots and the gullible. Vote Nader!
     

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