You know when you get a tiny piece of wood stuck in your finger or something? Yeah it's annoying and won't come out....
Please her with a tweezer, mang. It's gonna be cold cold cold cold. Look who's in the freezer, Uncle Ebenezer.
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It's a bit far in for a tweezers....I think I'll just have to cut it out with a knife.... I'll leave it for a day or so tho.... I think I've got one in my foot too. I? guess I shouldn't of had a barefoot race with my brother....
I jammed a pencil into my palm in 6th grade, and the lead is still there... you can see it through my skin.. it's kinda neat..and i haven't died yet.. so..thats pretty cool i guess..
A friend accidently stabbed in in my arm with a pencil so I stabbed him with a compass (the pointy thing to draw circles with) then he got his and stabbed me in my arm, then I stabbed him again and so on till the teacher stopped us... That was really a bitch to explain my parents
I once stabbed myself in the head with a pen.... I was only eleven though. That was way before Jackass.
i layed my knee on one of those really LONG tooth picks and 1/2 got wedged into my knee... it came out 4 weeks later and it had stayed the same shape but it shrank to a tenth of its size! my friend got a drum stick stuck in the back of her knee...i thought it wuz funna!
